EDITORIAL STAFF: Spanner Jaxs ~ Gregor D. Roach ~ Slick Meister General




Sunday, September 06, 2009
QUOTE OF THE DAY

"Let's face it, in a country of three hundred million people there are a lot of stupid people too, because if you believe that's it's somehow unhealthy for kids for the President to say work hard and stay in school, you're stupid."-John Harwood

Posted at 9/6/2009 1:26:48 pm by SpannerJaxs
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CRAZY ON YOU

The hysteria from the Right about the President speech to our children has entered into a new level of insanity fueled by political claptrap:

After decades of criticizing public schools as places where hardly anybody learns anything, suddenly conservatives are upset that a 15- to 20-minute Web cast in schools might teach too much. That's because the Web cast is by President Barack Obama. His critics fear he might teach something that they'd rather not have our schoolchildren hear.

The quarrel began after Education Secretary Arne Duncan e-mailed principals that the president would speak on Tuesday over the Internet, on C-SPAN and via satellite "directly to the nation's schoolchildren about persisting and succeeding in school."

Somehow that useful message, coming amid the heat of an unrelated health care debate, was immediately interpreted by Obama's conservative critics as a sneaky way to enlist children into promoting his political agenda.

Or, as Jim Greer, chairman of the Florida Republican Party, put it, "As the father of four children, I am absolutely appalled that taxpayer dollars are being used to spread President Obama's socialist ideology."


Now thats Rich. Hard work and staying in school is "Socialist Ideology." Apparently in addition to taking his daily dose of stupid pills Mr. Greer and along with the rest of Wing nut nation are having a collective nervous breakdown.

How else do you explain this freak out?

We honestly believe WIngnut Nation is having a nervous breakdown. Is it cause Democrats are running the show? The says its the Prez's policies. But what? Cause he want to help the 50 million Americans who DONT have healthcare? Thats his sin?

You would think he was out pulling people out of their homes in them middle of the night! Did we miss Kristallnacht?

Posted at 9/6/2009 1:02:39 pm by SpannerJaxs
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WINGNUT NATION

We're back.

Hey gang. Hope you enjoyed your summer. All is well with the Boys. Gregor still working on projects but overall The Rat is back.


As we told you before we split, that although we were not posting on the main blog. You would find us on Twitter. Where we have and will continue to post. Fighting the good fight.


In our travels in Twitterland we met some amazing people. Very brilliant individuals who speak truth to power and sanity to the insane.


We also met some seriously and we mean seriously disturbed individuals on The Right. People that you would be afraid to have your worst enemies children around. They spew hatful venom towards the President and towards fellow Americans who are Democrats or left of center.


They have delusions of paranoia. Of the Govt taking away our freedom lead by the Nazi Socialist President Obama and his Army of Gay ACORN fascists.


Not all on the right are this paranoid, but many are, please see their freak out over the president "indoctrinating" our children about the communist values of "Hard work" and "Staying in school'. It is our hope that the wingnut mob plead that their children do not follow the President's advice.


We don't get wingnut nation. We don't get the anger. They scream about our of control spending but were strangely silent during the Bush era spending habits.


They fear that their rights are being taken away, but were strangely silent when the Bush Administration was using the patriot act to wire tap Americans.


The defend the rights of Americans who go to president events armed with automatic weapons. Stating these "patriots" are just exercising their constitutional rights. But they apparently had no problem when their fellow Americans were being arrested wearing Anti-Bush T-shirt at his events. Coincidentally President Obama has said he has no problem with people bringing guns.


They'll whine about how they are being silenced because their fellow American in response to the hate speech of Glenn Beck are exercising their right to free speech organizing a boycott of Beck. What Wingnut Nation doesn't understand is free speech is two way street. Beck is allowed to say whatever they want just as the people are allowed to respond. Only the GOVT can take away someone right to speak.

The have delusional ranting about "Czars" as if no other President has used that term and as if this president uses it daily. Nether are true.


They speak of the recently resigned "green energy czar" Van Jones as if he is a worthless communist reading a revolution while neglecting to mention the good works he has done in his past. Yes Jones, has made mistakes. He did signed a petition claiming 9/11 was an inside job. For that even we admit is enough reason to resign. One cannot have people who may have issues with reality, like the birthers do, working in Govt. Unless they are members of Congress who feel our President was born in Kenya.


They have a clear disconnect with reality. They choose to see only what they want to see. In one breath they will tell you they believe the President was born in Hawaii yet still demand that he show his birth certificate despite the fact there is more proof of our President birth in Hawaii then probably any other previous President.


Wingnut America is not Sane America. Sane America is where majority of the nation resides. Clear thinking hard working people who use logic and fact. Wingnut America uses rumor, innuendo and delusional rantings their hear in Wingnut media.


Glenn Beck will tell them John Rockefeller is a communist, despite the face Mr. Rockefeller was the epitome of Capitalist.


We always hope that our national would finally grow up from this immaturity of the Red State Blue state nonsense, but apparently we have so much further to go.


Anyway gang. We're back but you can always follow us on TWITTER.

Posted at 9/6/2009 12:21:37 pm by SpannerJaxs
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Friday, July 10, 2009
THE RAT WILL BE CHILLIN

Hey gang! First we want to thank you all who follow the Rat for your support and loyalty! The Boys really do appreciate it!

I guess as you have noticed recently many of our post have dwindled. Isn't for lack of effort and desire. HELL NO! Its about reality. And reality is The Boys do have lives outside of The Rat.

Some of us are working on film projects, some are going to med school and some have children visiting for the summer.

Because of that you will probably see less posting on The RAT Blog for a few weeks. Right around mid august we will pick it back up again. But until then don't be shocked if you don't see a new post for a day or two.

HOWEVER, in loo of the Rat chillin for a few weeks, we ask you to check out The Rats twitter page and our Rat Droppings! Quick hit post by the Boys exclusive to Twitter! (You wont find Rat Droppings on The Rat).


The Boys have promised to Tweet on a daily basis. far more frequently then the Boys were posting on The Blog. You're not getting less rat in fact your getting more but in smaller powerful doses! How good is that??? Like being strung out on crack instead of smack!

If you tweet or Twat (As Colbert would say) add the Rat as a friend to follow and enjoy!



Posted at 7/10/2009 1:59:11 am by SpannerJaxs
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Saturday, July 04, 2009
DUMBASS QUOTE OF THE DAY

Would you please just go away:


"How sad that Washington and the media will never understand; it's about country," the statement said. "And though it's honorable for countless others to leave their positions for a higher calling and without finishing a term, of course we know by now, for some reason a different standard applies for the decisions I make."-Sarah Palin



No you twit! It's about you being a moron! Did you see your rambling? As an American I was embarassed! You are a product of American education and you showed the world that! You were incoherent and at times appeared dazed as if you were in lost in a pharmacutical induced haze. What the hell was that basketball analogy all about? I'm serious what was it literally about? And now you walk around like a wounded beast whining about how the media is picking on you again!! Whahh!! Go back to that shithole Wasilla and never haunt us again. "Pitbull" my ass! My Mom's Shitszu has more courage and she's afraid of fire crackers! Gang could you imagine a worse sanario then having the idiot who picked Sarah Palin as our President compounded with the fact Palin herself would be a heartbeat away! Ugh.

Posted at 7/4/2009 11:16:09 pm by SpannerJaxs
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OUR NATIONAL ANTHEM

Best version ever.


Posted at 7/4/2009 9:28:28 am by SpannerJaxs
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HAPPY 4th of JULY!!!!

God bless this glorious nation!!!

Declaration of Independence..Read it.

Posted at 7/4/2009 12:11:39 am by SpannerJaxs
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Friday, July 03, 2009
LIPSTICK "PIT BULL" QUITS

Sarah Palin abandoned the people who voted for her and has resigned as Governor of Alaska. She leaves office with a year and a half left in her term...Her first term.

Boys at The Rat are not quite sure whats the logic behind this.

Another Republican rising star shoots themselves in the foot.

Posted at 7/3/2009 6:58:57 pm by SpannerJaxs
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WHY DO WINGNUTS HOPE AMERICA GETS ATTACKED AGAIN

Recently wingnuts have been publicly speaking about their hope that America gets attacked again.

From THE DICK......Cheney salivating like the animal he is at the thought of another 9/11 event, to the recent comments on that asshole Glenn Beck show who pretty much BEGGED Osama Bin Laden to attack our nation.








We dont get this twisted fucked up mindset and we damn sure dont get why Glenn Beck let this guy say these horrible things and not rip this man to shreds for even suggesting something like that.

Or maybe its because deep down, Glenn, who keeps  on preaching about how we may have a violent insurrection in thsi country. Secretly wants that. Wants us to be attacked in the hopes it may lead to a second Civil war.

Who knows how fucked up people think.

Posted at 7/3/2009 12:05:22 pm by SpannerJaxs
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Tuesday, June 30, 2009
BIZARRO AMERICA

Gang were gonna start a new series here on The Rat called "Bizarro America". From time to time we will post stories about how in Biazzro America its always opposite day. How they live in an America were fact is fiction and Fox News is reality.

How they don't let dumb things like "facts" and "Science" get in the way  of their fucked up view of the world.

And today we start with Bizzaro America view that Dinosaurs walked the Earth:

PETERSBURG, Ky. — Tamaki Sato was confused by the dinosaur exhibit. The placards described the various dinosaurs as originating from different geological periods — the stegosaurus from the Upper Jurassic, the heterodontosaurus from the Lower Jurassic, the velociraptor from the Upper Cretaceous — yet in each case, the date of demise was the same: around 2348 B.C.

“I was just curious why,” said Dr. Sato, a professor of geology from Tokyo Gakugei University in Japan.

For paleontologists like Dr. Sato, layers of bedrock represent an accumulation over hundreds of millions of years, and the Lower Jurassic is much older than the Upper Cretaceous.

But here in the Creation Museum in northern Kentucky, Earth and the universe are just over 6,000 years old, created in six days by God. The museum preaches, “Same facts, different conclusions” and is unequivocal in viewing paleontological and geological data in light of a literal reading of the Bible.

In the creationist interpretation, the layers were laid down in one event — the worldwide flood when God wiped the land clean except for the creatures on Noah’s ark — and these dinosaurs died in 2348 B.C., the year of the flood.


See gang despite the OVERWHELMING scientific evidence that Dinosaurs had been dead millions of yeahs before man walked the Earth, Bizarro America, man and dinosaurs walked the Earth at the same time. Think Flintstones as documentary as opposed to children's entertainment.

And whats sad is these people vote...Mostly for Republicans.

Posted at 6/30/2009 6:24:29 pm by SpannerJaxs
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