EDITORIAL STAFF: Spanner Jaxs ~ Gregor D. Roach ~ Slick Meister General




Thursday, June 26, 2008
MORTARED, RPG'D, ROCKETED - DAY 77

ts no fun getting mortared.
Its no fun getting RPGed
Its no fun getting rocketed.
 
All of the above has happened to me since I been in Afghanistan. So I'm used to it but usually I'm in an armored Humvee. But its especially NOT fun when you're filling sandbags with no body armor and your weapon is 20 feet away from you.
 
Hey gang how have you all been. I'M VERY FINE!!!! Sorry I haven't written lately but that's because of 2 reasons:
 
1) Didn't like that people seem more interested in the "excitement" I had been going through then discuss what I felt was FAR MORE important but the direction of the country and who will be the next President. Sorry, the guy we pick next year will have  more impact on me here and you then any thing I do here in Afghanistan. Its a fact. Hell I had one person tell me they are not voting!! I'm like so why the hell am I here fighting!?? So it kinda disheartened me. But several of you really wanted to know what's up so I said what the heck. And started again.
 
2) I didn't want to bore you with some of the mundane stuff we been doing here. My team needed some critical equipment that we didn't have so I was farmed out to another team for a while. Then was sent to training for over a week. So I been pretty much doing low key stuff. Didn't think you want to hear about going  to the main base in our area to pick up mail LOL.
 
(This is a LOONG email cause a lot happened so bare with me. If you're bored and just want to hear about my firefight. first fuck you you heartless scum <lol> and second scroll down to the paragraph that starts "It was myself")
 
But A few weeks ago my team got our equipment and personale so we were finally set.
 
First let me tell you about the leadership of my team. We have the best guys. Personally I think my team is the best of all of them in our FOB and the main reason our the leaders in my team.
 
We have the Captain. Dude is real kewl. Professional and under command when the time calls for it, but he can shoot the shit and be cool with his men. And a soldier's soldier. The type of leader you would follow through the gates of hell. We all respect him.  The cat has a swagger and confidence about him that's infectious. You feel by serving with him you feel as confident as he is.And I can easily say the BEST commander I have ever have the privilege to serve under. Type of man that if my mom met him. She sleep very easy at night.
 
Then there is the NCOIC (Non-Commission Officer In Charge). One of the best Sgt I ever had period. He treat us all with respect. LOVE TO train the men. About as squared away a soldier you would ever want to know. He's gone to so many Army schools I bet he forgot to count! The dude JUMPED into Iraq AND was in Black Hawk Down..No, not the movie...HE was LITERALLY at Black Hawk DOWN in Somalia! Been to combat numerous times has a star on his CIB (Combat Infantry Badge). I lucked out BIG TIME having him on our team. Plus he and the Capt compliment each other perfectly, probably because they are also best friends. This is not the first time they served together.
 
My Lieutenant Who is also my Truck Commander. Great kid. Very knowledgeable. EXTREMELY confident a natural leader. (Get to more of that later)
 
The rest of my team is comprised of guys from my Company, A sgt from another regiment and a couple of other people who's job's are classified. 
 
As you know our mission is to help build up the Afghan police force. We do this by going into the local districts, assessing what the community needs, providing it if possible and help bring stability to the area.
 
It really is a great but tough mission cause if we can brining stability to more and more areas, the people will have more faith in the Afghan Govt and less faith in the Taliban who ARE getting stronger.
 
The growth of the Taliban is not due to the lack of effort by the US military here. Hell no!! You would be stunned by what we are able to do with the LIMITED resources we have.  If we had additional man power and equipment. We could knock this right out the park. But we don't. fact is the manpower we need is involved in another conflict and its affecting our mission here. That's not my opinion THATS A FACT!
 
By right this war should be over. We had the Taliban on the run and was about to eradicate them from the face of the earth. When a certain President thought invading a country that HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH 9/11 was more important then finishing the job in Afghanistan who had EVERYTHING TO DO WITH 9/11!!!! But hey I guess he getting the guy who tried to pop a cap in his daddy was a bigger priority then ensuring the safety of the nation.
 
Make no mistake, if we fail in Afghanistan, America is in DANGER! Me and the Prez don't agree on almost anything but we do agree that if another 9/11 happens it will be planned and launched from here. But this war can be won. Majority of the nation wants peace, problem is they don't care from  who. Be it US or be it the Taliban. As long as they get peace. And part of achieving that peace is setting up a national police force that the people can believe in. That's where we come in.
 
Now in my FOB's  AO (Area of Operation) we have multiple districts. BUT  not enough team's to man those districts. At the district that we have teams set up. Stability is occurring and the people are starting to have faith in them. At the districts you don't have teams, many of them the Taliban run and the people support the Taliban.
 
My district happens to be one of them. In fact when they told me where I was going, they said the nick name for the place was "The Wild West".
 
I got my first taste of the district when I was attached to another team and we had to respond to my team getting HIT at that district!!! (My email about my day off). SO you cats already know in my district the Taliban doesn't play.
 
 In fact the place is so bad that they never attempted to place a US Team into that area. They actually created our team specifically for that area. Which might explain why I have the top notch leadership we have.
 
Like I said in previous emails I wont give you names or some of details about what we do cause of Operation Security. My email is not secure and the enemy can intercept it. So I keep the names and equipment we use vague.
 
Well, after weeks of waiting for critical equipment we got it and we started prepping for our first mission as a complete team into the district. After the Capt, the Sgt and the LT were attacked that day, and getting more intelligence about the area. The Capt decided that if he was going to insert his team into the District Center (Police station) he needed more resources. He requested assets from the 101 Division, assets from the Afghan Army, assets from where ever. Most of it was denied. Seems like nobody wants to roll into our district.
 
But the captain persisted and he was finally able to get the ONE thing he definitely needed. That was a Route Clearance Package. (RCP) In short RCP check's the road for IED's.
 
The Taliban it seems make sure's that just about every road that leads to our district is IED, and the captain wasn't about to roll his team into that location without it. But you don't just get RCP when you want. So it meant that when we inserted into our district, unlike other teams that go to their districts a day maybe 2 at most. We had to stay there for 10 days. To be honest since it was an initial assessment we were going to stay their a few days any way. But if it was another district we could have gone for 10 days straight an go back to our FOB. But the risk of getting IED is to high so instead we do for 10 days straight.
 
On the day we left the capt does a brief pep talk, talks about how well we meshed when we were attacked the first time and we hardly knew each other, now that we worked together for awhile. He knew we be even better. Then he said if any of us wanted to pray now was the time. Now the Capt is not a religious man so for him to say that had me go "damn, this joint is that bad. After that we "popped smoke" and we rolled to our district
 
Since we didn't get the addition afire power we wanted we were able to get a few assets from the Afghan police force. Afghan PD to be honest isn't all that, but hey you take what you can get.
 
Now what's weird about our district is its actually not that far from our FOB but due to the danger getting there it might as well be a thousand miles away. It took us awhile to get there, the roads their are all dirt roads, and the RCP checked out everything they felt was suspicious. Plus a couple of "Jingle trucks" we took that was loaded with equipment broke down so that didn't help matters, but we got there.
 
The District Center (DC),to be kind,was a DUMP. Sanitary conditions where non-existent. The police that were there were a joke. We had no sleeping quarters and our toilets were literally two holes in the ground. Bugs every were, and a mangy dog that had a growth on his head. We affectionate called the dog "Tumor" cause that's what that growth looked like.
 
The Give you an idea of the DC, its in a Kalat. Kalats  are all over Afghanistan, they look like small forts. They have high walls made out of mud. In the Kalat they have a courtyard surrounded by small buildings.
 
As soon as we arrived we immediately set up our defensive positions or Observation Posts....We off loaded are weapons that were mounted on our Humvees. My weapon (Not the SAW. my SAW can kick ass but the weapon I gun on in my truck crew can do damage to the umpteenth degree) was placed in the biggest OP area cause it was a high casualty producing weapon and the area was the largest and most likely susceptible for attack. My op was the huge landscape that had Kalats and a tree line on the one side. Hugh farm land with trenches mixed in front of me and some ruins and farmland that shepherds used to graze sheep. Most of the traffic came from pedestrians, who came around the DC to use a small dirt road that led to the far side of the farm land which's led to another Kalat that was probably a good 1500-2000 meters away from the DC. We also got  bicyclists and motor cycles.  Once in a blue moon you would see in the distance cars that took the dirt road that was on the far end of the farm land and maybe the car would peel off and go into the series of Kalats that were on the other side. It was a huge area, but we could handle it.
 
 After setting up camp and setting up the schedule for manning the OPs for security watch, we started filling sand bags to re enforce our OPs since they were all elevated on top of the small buildings. The Ops were at most about  2 floors above the ground outside. (Kalats have no roofs). The only area we could dig at was grassless area near our camp which was in the only shaded area in the Kalat which was a smaller section of the courtyard that had trees in it.
 
Digging sandbags is hard work especially in the blazing Afghan sun. We drank tons of water and Gatorade. After filling about 20 bags we started dealing with an incredible smell. So we switch to another spot and after awhile we started dealing with the same incredible smell. We then discovered that the whole dirt portion of the Kalat was saturated with human waste that was spill over from the crap holes that were located at the far end of the compound! Oh joy! So we were literally living in a shithole. We stopped for that day.
 
For the next couple days we went about our business assessing the district. You could tell already these people needed alot. but you also notice that they were not like other people we have met in Afghanistan. The kids weren't as friendly and the community gave us a lot of dirty looks on our Ops. But hey its kewl, we knew that coming in. We tried to get some love by giving away the pens and pencils many of you have donated (THANK YOU!). You should see the kids faces light up when we threw them pens from the OP's. I mean these kids REALLY loved pens!! That was the number one thing they asked for. Something I plan on telling my daughter  the next time she asked for some high speed expensive video game!
LOL
 
The Capt had a sit down with the local leaders. After the meeting I asked the Sgt how the meeting went. He said "This is a very pro-Taliban district".
 
About the 6th day there it was time for resupply and we had choppers coming in. We set up our security and the choppers came in without any problems. Later on we found out that the Taliban was going to attack us if a 3rd chopper had arrived, but to be honest we figured the taliban was gonna hit us when they so the 2nd chopper.  One thing about choppers, when you start landing choppers its pretty mush an eff you to the Takliban. It was us telling them. We own this DC and we are here to stay. Choppers is like us going into your house uninvited and kicking up our feet on your coffee table.
 
During one of my shifts on it started like all other days. Quiet nothing really unusual except we saw a station wagon pull of the road and goin to the kalat area (Which was 300-500 meters from the DC), it was unusual but we had seen it a couple times but I reported it to the captain anyway. And in the Dc a guy started ranting and causing a commotion. He was arrested and taken back to our FOB. I found out that the guy was screaming about hating America and that he didn't want us here. Again nothing really crazy, I mean hey we were in the heart of Taliban country, what did you expect to hear? People talking about their love of George Bush??
 
 
At the end of my shift the Sgt told us who had just came off shift that we had to fill sandbags for our OP's. No biggie, since now the dirt we were gonna use was stuff some construction workers with bulldozers had left on the roofs after they fortified the outer walls of the DC with huge HESCO barriers (HESCO are the huge containers filled with dirt, they are their to protect the DC from Car bombs and RPGs).
 
When we Newton work on the OP we stripped down from our body armor and left our weapons at the base camp or in my case my weapon was about 20 feel away from me since the OP we were working on was mine. The sand bags we were filling was to set up a second Battle position on the OP.
 
It was myself, LT, SGT and the two other guys who were on the same shift as I. We was about to take a break when:
 
SHWISHHH!!!!!!!
 
We all knew what that sound was. It was an RPG and it was heading right for us.
 
It was like out of a movie the 5 of us scrambling on this roof with an RPG heading our way. The LT screams at us to get down which we all did. The RPG sailed 10 feet over our heads.  The 3 other guys bailed off the OP and ran to their battle positions. (Which was what they were supposed to do) I stayed at mine and ran to the fortified position of the original position.  The LT and the SGT stayed with me.. I went to the OPs weapon and tried to lock and load. The only problem is...it wouldn't.
 
The weapon system I man is VERY powerful and can do some serious damage. The only problem is its extremely sensitive. ANY little dirt can fuck it up. Now what's crazy about today was I had Just cleaned the damn thing after I ended my shift and just before we started filling sand bags. But the OP like the rest of the DC is mostly dirt and the wind blows that shit all  over and into to weapon. I tried my damndess to get that weapon loaded but couldn't. My sgt told me to step aside and he tried the same. In fact when he pulled the charging handle back he literally pulled the weapon off the fortified position we had set up with the sand bag. So the weapon was down. We tried to get it on;line but between the jam, the fact it was off the bags and oh yeah people shooting at us. It was out of action.
 
But  we still had major fire power. The afghans had their version  of a 50 cal which they had set up on a school that was literally next to the DC. They also sent up police Armed with RPG s and AK-47s and they were returning fire like a MOFO.
 
While struggling to get the weapon online, I looked at my hands. I thought I be shaking like a leaf. But they were steady. My heart was racing, I was scared. But I was calm. I didn't want to run away. I was focused. I could think. I knew were I was. I knew what was going on. Even with all that madness going on around me. I was able to function. I could still do my job. Just knowing that gave me confidence.
 
My biggest fear was freezing in combat. This was my  3rd firefight. My first one outside of the humvee. Our weapon system was down. But I wasn't panicking. I was in control.
 
It was at this time my SGt tells me to go grab my gear (Body armor). I get up and run to the ladder that leads down to the ground floor. I can hear the rounds going off all around me. AK-47 has a different sound outside then it does when you are in an armored humvee. The number one difference is THE FUCKING THING IS SCARY!
 
So I run to our base camp throw on my shit and run right back up to the OP. At this time my LT had gotten his gear and the 3 of us were trying to get the weapon back online. But no luck. The jam was serious and in our position we didn't have the time to be messing round with that damn thing. We were getting more RPG's and small arms fire.
 
My LT start using his 203 grannies launcher and lobs a few rounds down by the tree line which is were the RPG came from. I grab my SAW and crawl my way to the edge of the defensive position. Set up and pulled the trigger.
 
Sand. Can mess up any weapon system with the exception of the AK-47. Our battle position was covered in dirt and sand. The wind blows that crap into our weapons. Now the guys on the OP's when theya re done with their shift can take their long arms (M-4 Rifles with them. Since I carry a SAW (Machine gun) it was left at the battle position as a back up just in case the main weapon went down. So there was a good chance the SAW might jam to.
 
But not this time and not this day. I know the SAW. I'm an expert firing it. Its a weapon that designed to shoot dirty. And finally. I cleaned the damn thing earlier in the morning. SO when I pulled the trigger, my baby sang her tune.
 
RAT A TAT TAT TAT TAT TAT TAT!!!!!!!
 
You could see the tracers going down range! I'm pulling the trigger doing my 5-7 round burst like I was trained. the links ejecting from my baby were burning my arm as they cascading down from the ejection port. My baby and I were throwing down some 5.56 Justice!!!
 
My rounds were lighting up the tree line. I wasn't seeing targets but that's fine. SAW is a suppression weapon. Its main purpose is to keep enemy heads down. When you hear that distinct sound and see that 5.56 tracer ammo bouncing off of objects. If your the enemy you hit the dirt. or you get a piece of hot lead up your ass.
 
There we were responding in kind to the attack. Lighting up than tree line like it was the 4th of July. The LT was barking orders while communicating with the Capt who was arraigning for artillery to blow the living shitout of that tree line. My Sgt, goes down to camp grabs his gear and grabs the sniper rifle. When he returns he tells the LT that he want to take me to the other battle position since the main one was cramped with us, our Interpreter and the Afghan police. Who LOVE to fight!! So when they hear shooting the cats come out of the wood work carrying AK 47s, RPKs and RPGs...Hey they may not be good at law and order but when they see a fight they want in.
 
It was right around this time when the first artillery shell hit!. DEAD ON! Lt tells the capt on the radio to fire for affect. All that mean sis. Your on target. Bring the pain.
 
The Sgt asks again for us to go to the other battle position. the LT agrees. He wants us to look for squirters (people running from the artillery strike) but tells us to wait for the artty rounds to hit so we can have cover. We wait at few moments and then
 
BOOOOM!!!
 
That round hits! Kicks up dirt and debrie all over. Sgt tells me "GO!!". With rounds going off alla round us, he and I sprint to the battle position. While I was running I'm step in a hole and almost broke my ankle. it hurt but bullets hurt more so I kept moving.
 
When we get to the position we lay against the sand bags and catch our breathe. Bullets are still flying over head. And Chaos of battle is in full order, when the Sgt looks at me, smiles and says "Monsanto, do you think its time for a cigarette?". I smile and laugh. The joke, calmness and confidence just makes you feel better.
 
After he lite up his cig we turned around and engaged the enemy. He with his sniper rifle and I with my SAW who was putting down rounds like it was nobody's business.
 
Then one of the Afghan cops runs up to our location. His name was Duce and he was wearing a black T-shirt of some fraternity law club. (I doubt he made the law review). He was also carrying an RPG.
 
When Duce arrives he says hi. Puts the RPG on his shoulder and before Sgt and I could move he fires that damn thing.
 
The RPG when launched makes the HUGE explosion sound and has a tremendous back blast. The good news is I could hear the enemy shooting anymore. The bad news was I couldn't hear anything any more.
 
MY ears where ringing and I could feel the heat of the rocket as it took off. His rocket landed dead into the tree line. Nice shot.
 
Sgt and I looked at each other like "What the fuck is this cat doing". Duce looks down at us grinning like a pimp at the Republican National Convention. Sgt and I keep firing back into the wood line. When Duce comes back up..STANDING mind you, with AK rounds flying at him. Takes another shot with the RPG.  I tried to move my legs but it didn't help. This time the boom wasn't that bad, Since I could hear anyway, but the exhaust from the rocket, I swear burnt my pants.
 
So between the 3 of us and the rest of the guys at OP 1 we were tearing that tree line apart.
 
 
I don't know if I hit anybody. To be honest I don't want to know. But what I do know is after the artillery rounds and the SGT and I laying lead down with Duce's Rockets The attack stopped.
 
I was drenched in sweat and tired. I must have fired close to 200 rounds cause my SAW box ( were my rounds are attached to the SAW) was almost empty. We stayed at our positions until the capt gave us the all clear. My hearing slowly came back but I could still hearing ringing in my ears.  don't know how long the fight lasted probably somewhere between 30 mins-1 hour. But we had no casualties. ( we found out later we had one confirmed kill, cause during the he battle someone saw 2 Taliban carry a guy into the ruins that we found out later was were they buried him).
 
The next day, we continued our mission and that meant rolling out to the local health clinic to assess what they need. We also gave them clothes and shoes, that people donated (THANK YOU ONCE AGAIN) (We must have pissed of the Taliban cause when we got back intelligence told us that if we had stayed 15 min longer they were going to ATTACK the clinic.) We then went to school which was next door to the DC and gave away pens, pencils, notebooks, cookies and clothes. You would think we were giving away free copies of Grand Theft Auto IV the way those kids reacted as we gave away the pens. It was really kewl. And made me feel good about what we were doing there.
 
Later in the day we needed another resupply (More bullets) and another chopper came. While I was in  my truck gunning my weapon pulling security, I was thinking to myself "Damn! I know they must be pissed now. We kicked their as yesterday,rolled out gave out some love and now we are landing choppers in the heart of their turf! Oh well sucks to be them"
 
On the 8th day we found out the leaders of the Dc were going to slaughter 2 lambs and cooks us a meal. A welcomed relief since all we at for most of the week was snacks and MRE's. While I had my apprehension about eating their food, especially since I saw what they consider sanitary conditions. Fresh home cook meal might be something I was kewl with. But at this point I didn't care. I hadn't had a shower in over 10 days.I was sleeping in a tent with 2 other Joes and I had the 2-4am Shift. I felt grimy and was tired of eating imitation pork ribs MREs.  And Oh yeah we heard the Taliban was having a meeting. Planning something against us. 
 
So the last thing on my mind was getting the runs. We were 2 days away from going home and to a bed.

Fighting the good fight,
Spanner Jaxs

Posted at 6/26/2008 8:15:39 am by SpannerJaxs
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Wednesday, June 25, 2008
BUSH WARS - EPISODE 3 - A NEW DOPE

Bush seriously thinking about a 3rd war...
 
 
 
3.....he cant run 1 much less 3 wars....and where are these troops coming from? Last I checked there isnt a rush of people enlisting in the Army.
 
Where are the Bush voters?
 
Christian conservatives?
 
Fox News viewers??
 
Where are all these war loving people? and how come they are not enlisting?????
 
This is your boy these are his/your wars..Take some goddamn responsibility and enlist!!! (Army recruitment age is now 42..But I heard stories about waivers and stuff. So if you are walking there is agood chance they will take you)
 
You know if you vote for mcSame and Bush starts a war with Iran and you don't enlist or at the bare minimum encourage a love one who is old enough to serve to enlist them shame on you. You rather let other people's children do the dirty work you don't have the balls to do yourself.
 
I know its harsh but seriously? I don't care. When you thought it was funny after you voted for Bush and didn't even once consider the consequences of that vote. And the lives lost do you really think I care if I hurt your feelings??? Please, tell you what I bet there are over 4000 families that would trade your hurt feelings to get their loves one back.
 
Think about that, when Bush bombs Iran. Next time pay attention when people are trying to educate you, instead of being willfully ignorant or didn't want to talk politics cause you hear it too much.
 
Tough. Its our country and that's part of being in a democracy is all about. Or where you too busy reading My Pet goat during civics class?

Posted at 6/25/2008 6:39:31 pm by SpannerJaxs
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Saturday, June 21, 2008
FOR THE FIRST TIME I'M PROUD OF MY COUNTRY - DAY 70

There I said it. I said exactly what Michelle Obama said and I agree with her.

Yeah its been awhile that I been proud of my country. After 8 years of Bush, invading a country for no damn reason and this blood lust many Americans have for our nation to pisss on the constitution cause a little thing like Bill of Rights gets in the way sometimes. Yeah I haven't been so proud.

Fact that we have a Govt that SANCTIONS torture now. Yeah maybe you can see why I haven't been so proud.

Fact that many Americans are willing to sacrifice their personal  liberty ands privacy to allow the Govt to read our email and tap or phones. Yeah I haven't been so proud.

Also the fact many Americans just don't seen to care nor participate in the electoral process while there are countries were people RIOT if they ardent allowed to vote. Yeah I haven't been proud.

But this year I have taken a lot or pride. The fact that MANY Americans are registering to vote in unprecedented numbers makes me swell with pride. Many Americans are having discussions about the Govt and the nation as opposed to talking about American Idol and dancing with the stars. Makes me very proud. What makes our nation great is when the people get off their ass and participate in their Govt. Discuss their Govt. First line of the Consitution is "WE THE PEOPLE" that means you and I. That means after you take care of your family you watch your Govt cause its YOU. Those clowns in Washington work for us.

And for years a lot of Americans didn't get it. They just sighed off the Govt as corrupt and stop paying attention. If the Govt is corrupt its because WE allowed it to be corrupt cause WE did not pay attention. We allowed others to  make decisions for us. So if you don't like the people who represent you then take a look in the mirror jack cause it your fault.

But now this year people are getting involved, I know that ticks off some who rather discuss anything other then politics. Yeah I'm sorry that you don't like that. But America is waking up from her slumber. If you don't like discussing Politics and the govt then (to take a que from my Right Wing friends) leave it. Saudi Arbaia is a perfect place for you. They cut your head off if you have a problem with the Govt. So trust me not many people there talk politics. 

And that's what Michelle Obama meant. She was very proud to see the mass amount of people registering and paying attention. Anyone who implies or belives that she didnt have pride in Ameirca before is a fool, nay, and ignorant fool. But doesn't surprise me cause most people who do think she wasn't a proud American before probably listens to Rush or watches Fox News.

So yeah I agree with Michelle Obama, for the first time in a long time I am proud of my country. Now I defy you to challenge my patriotism to my face. Just come here to Afghanistan (Make sure you ENLIST first since you are the Uber Patriot) and come to Afghanistan. Pick up a weapon, man a post with me and challenge my patriotism.

Cause unless you have the nads to fight for America you don't have the right to challenge my patriotism. You can do it to others if you want. But not me. My service doesnt make me more of a patriot. Hell NO. But since I dont go challenging yours even while you stay in your slumber and continue to allow others to make decions that affect you. Dont do it to me.

But if you do have the balls to challenge me, then come join me in Afghanistan. We'll have a discussion about patriotism and politics.

You might enjoy it.

Proudly serving MY country,
Spaner Jaxs

Posted at 6/21/2008 10:01:07 am by SpannerJaxs
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Wednesday, June 04, 2008
MY GLOVE'S ON THE TABLE

Now that we know who the nominees are I challenge Bush/McCain fans. Why your guy is better then our guy

I'm throwing the gloves on the table and I want to know what makes your guy better then mine?

I know many of you are tired of me pontificating about the world. Screaming into the void. So now I give you the opportunity to explain why you feel your guy is better then mine.

Now since I am challenging you I'll give you a warning. If you come at us with Rethuglican/Faux "News" talking points. You alredy lost.

Not saying I don't want to hear just letting you know that I will shred your arguments without mercy and expose them for the jive that they are.

I understand that you are already at a handicap cause you get most of your news sources from right wing radio, Faux, any Murdoch owned publication and of course your blatant refusal to listen to reason and logic.

Thats why I want to give you cats the heads up and warning that maybe you should do SOME research before you step into the arena.

Now Understand that you may feel  that I'm not going to listen to your arguments. Well you would be wrong, unlike you cats we at The rat NEVER fear a debate nore argument. Thats not how we roll. We NEVER edit delete any comment that is counter the Rat. See we at The Rat encourage debate. Its healthy and it helps make our nation great. So we want people to post whatever they want. All we say is if you gonna throw down under stand the Boys at The rat willl throw down back. as we said before while we are definately left of center most of us do eat red meat, watch porn and drink any man woman or animal under table. Oh yeah we never use patchouli.

We grew up in the streets of the city and not in the burbs. We drank 40 onces in old Thompkins Square park with junkies. And as you know the boys at the Rat also fight in wars unlike some of you chicken hawk Bush lovers.

So man/woman up and throw down with us. Give us your reasons why you think McSame is the better man. Try to change our mine. I promise you that if you give us a reasoned arument that you can back up with irrefutable facts. You may sway us. Hey a LOOOOOOOOOONGGG time ago soem of us at The Rat liked McSame. Hell, we'll concede that the country would be in a better place if the McSame we knew in 2000 had won instead of Bush.

But that McSame is long gone. That mcSame who Bushed smeared with racists tactics. Souled his soul and became one with the Bush clan. As we in The Rat would say "If any mutha fucker trashed my family beat him Rodney King style!" But McSame instead of defending his family decided to get in Bed with the man who implied that John McCains wife was raped by a black man and she carried his baby. (For those of you dont know the ,mcCains adopted alittle girl from bangladesh. And during the 200 South Carolina primary the Bush machine set a push poll that stated "If Cindy McCain was raped by a black man and had his baby would that change your opinion of McCain"...Yup thats what your guy did. Hope you are proud.-http://www.boston.com/news/globe/editorial_opinion/oped/articles/2004/03/21/the_anatomy_of_a_smear_campaign/

But instead of defending his family. Instead of being the "maverick", he supported Bush and become conjoined at the hip. And last year McSame voted with Bush over 90% of the time!!!! While we were struggling with high gas, housing crisis, the bungling of the wars. McSame felt what his Daddy (Bush) did was ok.

So thats your guy. Yes, we admire John McCain war record and his defense of our nation, but that young man is no longer with us. We now have this shell who promises 4 more years of the same.

Now, since you are at a handicap let me clue you in on what i'm gonna throw down, since I already know what you will:

1) Well Mccain is experienced.

Weak argument considering we just had 8 years of a President who you could argue had the most experienced brain trust then any other President in History

Cheney prior to being VP was Sec of Defense under George Bush I

Rumsfeld was Sec of Defense under President Ford

Colin Powell was Chairman of the joint chief of staff

and the coup de grace

HIS FATHER WAS PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES!!! How much more experience do you need going into the White House?????

yet with all that brain trust Bush still fucked shit up!

Inane Foreign policy
Housing crisis
Out of control gas prices
divided nation!

The list goes on an on with his incompetence! Yet With all that screw up McCame feels that the nation is going in the right direction and voted with the President OVER NINETY PERCENT OF THE TIME! So spare us the experince jazz cause it wont cut it. We at the Rat are willing to take a chance with intelligence and fresh ideas then with experience and stupidity which is what we got for the last 8 years.

2) MCain will knows how do deal with Iraq

What part of wanting to keep us in Iraq for a hundred years do you not understand!?!?!? Thats not an exist strategy thats aman who doesnt know how to fiux the mess He and Bush created in 2003. I saw HE and Bush cause mCain VOTED for the war in Iraq!

Now you may come back with "McCain saw the same intelligence the President did and thats why he voted that way". Looks I saw the same speech Colin Powell gave in 2003 and I knew it was crap (They showed us DRAWINGS of mobile labs not ACTUAL mobil labs..HELLLO!?!?!?!) and unlike you, Bush and McCain We LISTENED to the weapons inspectors who said "WE CANNOT FIND WMD!!" So yeah your guys saw flawed intelligence and voted us into a war. While my guy saw something different and said he would should not have went to war. Obama has stated he's not against all wars just dumb wars which is what the Iraq war is..A war mind you that you Bush voters VOTED to continue in 2004. Cause your your man the president said "If you vote for me you vote for the war" and WE TOTALLY AGREE WITH HIM!!!

3) mcCain knows foreign policy-Are you kidding me? This man this year alone has made numerous mistake about the situation in Iraq:

Get the troop levels wrong

Didnt know who the Prime Minister of Iraq was

Didnt know Ronald Reagan negotiated with Iran when umm HE DID!

And finally McCain confused Sunnis with shites

If Obama made HALFof those mistakes much less all of them You Bush lovers would have screamed bloody murder about him being naive and inexperience. But since it was your boy you will say "ohh that just a campaign gaffe"..NO. when you do it once its a gafffe. Whenyou do it morethen once he's either clueless or senile. (Oh if you didnt know about these blunders, we understand, you watch Faux.)

4) Mcain will be fiscally responsible-Ar eyou joking? First off your guy Bush has preside over the biggest goverment in US history. No other President has spent our money like a drunken sailor like Bush has. Bush has NEVEr reogned in spending our money and mcCain has voted for these crazy out of control spending budgets that Bush proposes.

5) We havent been atatcked since 9/11. McCain will follow the Bush doctrine: Look i'll be nice if your honestly feel the war in Iraq is keeping us safe because were in Iraq then maybe we should stop before we start cause. First off 4000+ Americans (including 2 more today) are dead because the President Lied. Thats 4000 Americans would be alive to day if we never were in Iraq.  I cannot seperate those deaths with us not being attacked. Especially since IRAQ HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH 9/11!!!!! Damn! Now afghanistan had something to do with 9/11 and the president has been negelecting us BG time as the recent reports of the increase in violence HERE. BUt we will agree with the president on one thing the next 9/11 attack will be planned and carried out from afghanistan. Thank God Obama recognizethat unlikeMcCain whostill wants us in

Thats just 5. So I already gave you some of my repsonse your talking points which I already know.

So there iit is. Defend your guy! We promise we will post your response clean.

Oh yeah ifyou come at us with Rev. Wright..Prepare for an onslaught of biblical  preprotions regarding John mCain and the holy rollers who endorsed himm and chile....boy do WE HAVE video!!!

Posted at 6/4/2008 2:59:58 pm by SpannerJaxs
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MISSION ACCOMPLISHED - Day 58

Can't belive that this is finally over. After over a year of hard work and fighting the primary season is over and the best person has won. Make no mistake Obama is THE best candidate who was running. He had the best ideas, best vision and frankly the man looks like a President.

We should all be proud of the hard work we all put in, (Well most of us, I had to bail due to my military commmiment). 

While I had MAJOR issues with Hillary number one being she doesn't know when to quit, I do like that the nominee was put through the ringer and it prepared him for the onslaught that will come from the Republicans and their right wing smear machine. But our guy is ready and if he can handle the Clinton appreatus he can handle anything.

I know history was made yesterday but to me the big thing is'nt that he is a black candidate. No, to me the best thing is our candidate is THE BEST person running for President in either party since God knows when. The fact that he is black (well, to be honest he is bi-racial, to ignore that is a slap to his mother who raised him) is a minor yet special thing.

Look at the people. Look how motivated they were at his rallies. It's not just his speeches (which reminds me of an old Chris Rock joke about how people would say Colin Powell speak so well. THEY ARE EDUCATED MEN!!! HOW IN THE HELL DO YOU EXPECT THEM TO SPEAK. I'm sorry when people remark on Obama being articulate I find it offensive. How would people expect a Harvard Graduate and editor of the Law Review to speak????)

But I digress, but it is the man. The man the people are excited about and what he represents. The man who in 2004 spoke about uniting this country. The man who spoke about hating the "Red State v. Blue State" crap that has hurt us over the last 8 years.

The man who is about TRUE change. A change and focus on issues that affect ALL Americans. A President who will focus on the environment, who will focus on a SANE foreign policy. Who will focus on health care. Who will appoint judges who are intelligent and not just right wing zombies. A President who will focus on the PEOPLE. cause it was the people. The people who sent in 20 bucks who got him where he is today. And not just black people (if every black person in America votes for Obama he STILL will not be where he is today nor in the White House unless a substantial amount of White, Hispanic, Asian what have you, also join him. The math doesn't work that way) Americans of different colors, faiths and creeds who belived in this man, who listen to this man, who read and studied this man, they liked what they saw and they jumped on. The people. Not just fat cats on Wall Street or lobbyist. But the people! US! We who support him belive that he will represent us.

Thats why he won!

I dont know if Obama will be a great President, heck I don't know if he will be a good  president. But I do know this. He is the best candidate for the job and he is the first candidate in years I am excited about because of what he brings to the table. If you don't belive me go to his website and study his ideas. Trust me after reading  you will be as excited as I am.

As I said before, in a bar in Brooklyn many months agao. He can win. So far he's proved me right.

A long time ago I read somewhere that the American people never get the President they want. A leader who is about the people. A leader who understand the people. No, we never get that guy. We always get the ones we deserve like Bush and Nixon because:
A) Americans hardly pay attention
B) The candidates running for the most part have been mutts.

Now we have a guy we want. We're half way there. Please keep up the good work, and lets get a President we want, instead of the one we deserve. 

After 8 years of hell, its time. 

Spanner Jaxs,
Afghanistan

Posted at 6/4/2008 8:48:45 am by SpannerJaxs
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Saturday, May 31, 2008
WHY DOES BRIAN KILMEADE HATE THE TROOPS? - Day 54

Yet another reason why I hate Faux "News".
 
 
Thinks we got it too good down here... hmm I wonder if Kilmeade ever served in the Military... quick check on his webiste??? NOPE! Just another Faux "News" chickenhawk.
 
But he does have a cute support the icon on his website with a rather mean looking Bald Eagle... awww thanks Brian and I bet he has a Yellow Ribbon bumpersticker on his SUV too.
 
Way to support us. Eff us over because having this bill (And its a good bill make no mistake) will make your boy look like a fool to have his veto over ridden.
  
Does numb nut know that bill passed with OVERWHELMING support from BOTH Parties???? Nope. All he knows his god (actually its his network's god but its his god also) BUSH was against supporting the troops
 
(And then you wonder why the troops dont want a Republican?)
 
In a perfect world his kids are 18 and we still have the draft with no deferments and they get sent straight to the worse shit hole in Iraq.

On Kilmeade's website. The support the troops icon doesn't even lead to a website like oh say....
 
 
But he damn sure has enough links for the book he's pimping... What a prick...

College educated man serving his country voluntarily,
Spanner Jaxs

Posted at 5/31/2008 9:31:19 am by SpannerJaxs
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Friday, May 30, 2008
DIE FOR A LIE - Day 53

 
Why didn't he do this sooner like say Oct 2004?
 
Dont get me wrong I'm happy that he narked on Bush..but dudes lets be honest we all know these stories. Only the kool aid sippers who didn't listen to us are shocked.
 
"OMG!! THE President lied us into war?!?!?"
 
YES MUTHA EFFER!! YOU KNOW THAT CAUSE I TOLD YOU!! You just didn't want to  listen! You thought being scared and having him "protect us" was the way to go.
 
Remember the terror alerts every time the president got some news that was bad...Hmmm not to many terror alerts since then I wonder why??? OH maybe he was punking you with fear.
 
I have no sympathy for Bush lovers who wake up to the President being a lying incompetent fear pimp. Just apologize and wake up.
 
Remember 4000+ died for a lie. And many of those died AFTER 2004 when a vote for him was a vote for continuing the war...Think about that the next time you think your vote doesn't count or mean anything. And lets get this PERFECTLY CLEAR a Vote for McBush is a vote for a war to 2015. Do the math and then see if you are comfortable having more kids die for a lie.

The blogging Afghan sand rat,
Spanner Jaxs

Posted at 5/30/2008 9:37:31 am by SpannerJaxs
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Wednesday, May 28, 2008
IT'S NOT VICTIMHOOD - Day 51

Look I get that elections are a messy business I really do. Hell thats part of what I admire about the Clintons is they use the Republican playbook against Republicans. I wish Democrats would be willing to get more inthe gutter. But some of what Hillary is doing is WAY out of line:

A) Whining about Mich and Florida eventhough she AGREED to the rules concerning Mich and Florida BEFORE the primaries started not after.

B) Her claim that hers state wins are more important then Obama's wins. Yes Obama has one many states becuase of the huge turnout n black voters. BUt he has also won states were there isnt ahuge black population Oregon, South Dakota, Iowa..Why ist it those states dont count? And then whats her excuse if Obama win Montana???

C) Hillary has been playing the race card big time. Thats not paranoia, thats just fact.

D) The elitist bullshit. Hillary has to explain to me how a black man  froma broeken home and his mother was on food stamps is the new elite? And you and I BOTH know that a sensitive subject for Democrats CAUSE THATS WHAT THE FUCKING REPUBLICANS CALL US EVERYDAY!

E) Yes. Obama hasnt reach the magic number but we also know its mathematically impossible for her to get the nominatiom. Yet she still in it. And lets be Frank. If Hillary does drag this to the convention and does somehow get the nomination. Do youthink the black voters in the Dmeocratic party are just gonna forgive and forget? Wether Hillary and Obama like it or not without the black vote they both are toast. I'm not saying neither side shouldnt contimnue o reach out.. I pray to God they do. What this country needs now more then anything is unity. But not just unity in race which weridly is actually a minor thing. But Unity between the two parties. The common enemy has divided this nation based on part and politics more then any other administration in history. I wasnt talking aout my ass when I said liberals have put up with a lot over the last 8 years. We have. It was disgusting. And people on the other side act like they didnt nothing wrong is the smearing and attacks on our patriotism.

Thsi is were we are at now. And thats why I feel this election is SO IMPORTANT.

Make no mistake this election is either about REAL change or 4 more years of Bush... John McBush has already stated voting for him is voting for Bush 3. We cant afford 4 more years of that. Look were we are? Out of control gas prices inteh face of out of control Gas corporation profits, the housing crisis, 2 wars with apparantly no end and oneof those wars is far more criticle then the other YET its woefully neglected.

Do we really want another 4 years of that? I know I dont.

And I guessthats why I am so angry at Hillary cause shes doing whats best for her and not whats best for the party which THIS YEAR is whats good for the nation.

Look if she had an honest REALISTIC shot, then I couldnt argue with her staying. BUt she doesnt. The math doesnt work and now she is bleeding super delegetes. So whats the point? "Well Obama doesnt have the magic number yet". So lets drag this to the convention. Continue to fracture the party. Then if she does win, GALVANIZE the Republican base which has been in a daze. Then go into Novemeber with a demoralized divided Democratic party and an emergize Republcan party. Is that her goal?

Make no mistake, that's what at stake here. Obama doesnt bring out the taste of blood that Hillary bring out to Republicans and Conservatives. And asI said beforeI know people who are apolitical who will register to vote specifically to vote against her. Thats whats she
is up against but before that she has to make peace with the black voters who for the first time in history might be able to tell their children. "YES, you can be president. Even if you come from a broken home and your momma was on Food stamps cause thats were the President
came from!" I know soem may not like to hear that hell even I dont cause franly I'm tiredof the race shit. But thats just reality. Hillary opened that can if she wins the nomination she has to close it.

She cant win. If this was Obama you be telling me the same thing. You know i'm right.

And Operation Chaos DID NOT help Obama in Texas. But it DID help Hillary in indiana. So Rush Limbaugh and his SHAMEFUL game is still dragging this thing out. Cuase if Obama had won Indidan Hillary be done. Cuase the argurment that SHE not anyone else but SHE continues to preach is..I GET THE WHITE WORKING MAN vote. Thats her!

Shit you got be so worked up I used up my 30 min GRRRRRR but I still love ya' :-)

Dodging Republicans and the Taliban,
Spanner Jaxs

Posted at 5/28/2008 9:30:14 am by SpannerJaxs
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Saturday, May 24, 2008
SUPPORT OUR TROOPS (as long as it don't cost a thing) - Day 45

I just want to point out all my liberal "Un-American" friends out there that the amount of real support and love I recived from you guys moves me terribly. You can't even imagine. Instead of slapping some goddamn bumpersticker on your car or any of that jazz that means nothing to us here, you guys came out and asked me "Dude what is it you need and how can we help?" and some of you have already helped. I so appreciate it I really do.

Had one friend try to help me find ammo pouches. (Long story but the Army is short on a specific pouch I need for my SAW... its called a "nutsack".) People have sent me clothes to donate. One friend went to Church (Which is something she doesnt normally do) and pray for me. (I still carry her letter with me in my uniform.) Friends sent me snacks, food, magazines, books, DVD. I mean the support is just overwhelming.

And I'm not tryin to be political but I did find it ironic that it comes from you "Un-American" Liberals. You guys who took heat from Bush lovers. You guys were mocked at after we lost in 2004. You guys who had your patriotism questioned. From you guys. Despite all the abuse you guys still step to the plate and got what supporting the troops is about even when those who claim to love us troops dared to question your love of our nation. Thank you from the bottom of my heart.

And do me a solid? Don't ever buy one of those goddamn bumperstickers. Rather you spend that money donating to the USO. Thanks for the support and love. I cant tell you what it means.

Un-American Liberal Serving in Afghanistan,
Spanner Jaxs

Posted at 5/24/2008 5:11:10 pm by SpannerJaxs
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Saturday, May 17, 2008
MCBUSH '08 - DAY 38

John McBush wasnt joking when he said that his administration would be a 3rd Bush Administration.
http://news.aol.com/elections/story/_a/mccain-lays-out-vision-for-first-term/20080515065909990001
He wants us in Iraq until 2013! Let me say that slowly Two Thousand THIRTEEN!!!

Thats 5 years from now!!! Thats thousands more American lives for a lie! Lets think about that 5 years and this IF Iraq gets on its feet again if ever. (Oh and by the way we heard the same song and dance about Vietnam and how long did that last???)

I mean if you REALLY think the Iraq war is worth it. IF you really think spending 5 years in that miserable place is worth it then PLEASE vote for McCain and then please go to the following websites if you are old enough or if you arent or are too old please forward these web site to family members who are old enough to serve. And BEG them to serve in your place. beg them to put thier neck on the line for a lie. Cause Voting for another 5 years of this war its finally time the people who vote for it feel some of the pain. Cheer leading from a far doesn't cut it any more.

2013..........

www.goarmy.com
www.marines.com
www.airforce.com
www.navy.com
www.1800goguard.com

Do the right thing if you want us in Iraq til 2013.... and if you dont then you know what to do also and his name isnt John McBush.

Dusting up ther Taliban,
Spanner Jaxs

Posted at 5/17/2008 9:00:00 am by SpannerJaxs
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