Dear Rat Bastards:
(I use this as a term of endearment towards our readers since we're all bastards from the same dying mother, aka. Earth.)

Let's take a trip down repetitive lane. These are mementos the left remembered before happening which the right wants to rewind. The Bush ratministration finally admitted their failure in locating WMD's. But we all knew that from jump street. The FREE elections in Iratq will make Ohio and Florida polls look like the immaculate conception. Again, foresight, we had it. The corporate army forced the economically forced volunteer army to abuse prisoners. Bend over, take it, rinse, do it again.
So let us, the reeeeeeeeeeeaaaaallll left, inform you on future fibs which the Wack House will spit across the Rose garden for your hateful pleasures.

WE MUST INVADE CUBA! FIDEL IS LIKE VEREY BAD. DID YOU KNOW HE LED A REVOLUTION AGAINST A FRIENDLY NATION? This willl be the battle cry, of course. But the unreported, pardon, the withheld truth is this: a Canadian drilling company working with the Cuban government has found oil in the Gulf of Mexico. In case you went to the same schools I did let me explain further - there's a part of the gulf which belongs to Cuba. It is reported that 100,000 barrels of pure crude are stashed in them there dephts. Which literally translates to 100,00 dead Cubans as soon as the casons roll in (BTW: What the hell is a cason?)
At this time I advise everyone to: invest on any airlines with routes to Cuba, rent a speedboat or a yacht, thrown on a Ricky Martin record, and dust off your Guayavera cause we's gonna kill us some cigar rollers. Yee ha!

FREDO: "How do you say Banana Dakiris in spanish?"
MICHAEL: "Banana Dakiris."
Brush up on your spanish like Michael Corleone and get your hookers lined up. We're getting the pearl of the caribbean back and turning into the whorehouse it once was. Sure Fidel is oppresive and counter progressive, but he never slept with a twelve year old virgin neither. Shit, life is cheap in that part of the world any way (BTW: if I hear one cocksucker use that word again to describe indigenous people I will personally perform an inverted trachotomy with my foot.)

You heard it here first folks. We're going to roll up on Cuba like a Cript on some unsuspecting Bloods busting out a 40. Someone teach the Buena Vista Social Club the "America the Beautiful" cause they betta play it duting the 7th inning stretch.

"This need to discredit all information, save for that generated by Republican sources is perhaps the most dangerous Republican agenda, which is intentionally and willfully propagated by Fox News. People living under democratic rule and principles, can make sound political decisions that are only as good as the information they are given. That Republicans and Fox News intentionally attack all information sources, except for those they want people to believe, immediately cripples the ability of citizens to make decisions based in fact, and not propaganda and misrepresentation.

As the above examples from one mornings broadcast highlight, Fox News and it's presentation of information is less about delivering news, and more about supporting a political agenda. Fox uses the term News, as camouflage for their real purpose, which is to distort, confuse and manipulate facts in such a manner that is most beneficial, for the Republican agenda. Fox News is indeed, nothing more than propaganda. A propaganda that is inherently dangerous to the long-term health and well-being of democratic processes in the United States."-The Liberal Daily Beacon

Let the record show that the Bush Cult LIED to the American people when they said Saddam had WMD:

Isn't that peachy?

The people we allegedly liberated are laughing at us now.

Bring it on.

Brilliant, gutless cowyboy, real brilliant.

Bring em on home..

Today it was announced that the search for WMD is over. 


Here are the results:

Another story on how PITIFUL our recruitment numbers are:

Because of other commitments overseas, in Europe and Eastern Asia, and because the Pentagon is trying to limit Iraq tours to a year, the Army increasingly has had to rely on the National Guard and Army Reserve to help fill the roster of 150,000 troops in Iraq. Those part-time forces represent 40% of the current U.S. troop strength in Iraq and will grow to 50% in coming months. There were about 160,000 National Guard and Army reservists on active duty last week, including 60,000 inside Iraq. In a Dec. 20 memo published in the Baltimore Sun last week, Lieut. General James Helmly, chief of the Army Reserve, warned that the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan have put in "grave danger" his force's ability to fulfill other Pentagon missions or help grapple with domestic emergencies. "I do not wish to sound alarmist," wrote Helmly, who won a Bronze Star for valor in Vietnam. "I do wish to send a clear, distinctive signal of deepening concern." Helmly's memo split the Pentagon into two camps--those who praised Helmly's candor and courage, and those who found the memo's tone, and its appearance in a newspaper, a little too self-promoting.

Over 60 Million Americans voted for the Bush cult AND HIS POLICY! Where are these gung ho red blooded Americans to fight wars they support?? HUH? Where are these goddamn cowards???

Got the taste of blood in your mouth but don't have the courage to fight for it? Fuck ALL Republicans who voted for Bush and wont serve our nation! Fuck all Democrats who voted for Bush and wont serve our nation. Fuck you ALL who voted for Bush and wont serve our nation.

You wanted this damn war? Then strap up mutha fucker! Show a set!

Cowards. That's what every single one of you who voted for Bush and are old enough to serve. That is exactly what you are goddamn cowards!

Fucking pussies