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Thursday, January 13, 2005
Dear Rat Bastards:
(I use this as a term of endearment towards our readers since we're all bastards from the same dying mother, aka. Earth.)
Let's take a trip down repetitive lane. These are mementos the left remembered before happening which the right wants to rewind. The Bush ratministration finally admitted their failure in locating WMD's. But we all knew that from jump street. The FREE elections in Iratq will make Ohio and Florida polls look like the immaculate conception. Again, foresight, we had it. The corporate army forced the economically forced volunteer army to abuse prisoners. Bend over, take it, rinse, do it again.
So let us, the reeeeeeeeeeeaaaaallll left, inform you on future fibs which the Wack House will spit across the Rose garden for your hateful pleasures.
WE MUST INVADE CUBA! FIDEL IS LIKE VEREY BAD. DID YOU KNOW HE LED A REVOLUTION AGAINST A FRIENDLY NATION? This willl be the battle cry, of course. But the unreported, pardon, the withheld truth is this: a Canadian drilling company working with the Cuban government has found oil in the Gulf of Mexico. In case you went to the same schools I did let me explain further - there's a part of the gulf which belongs to Cuba. It is reported that 100,000 barrels of pure crude are stashed in them there dephts. Which literally translates to 100,00 dead Cubans as soon as the casons roll in (BTW: What the hell is a cason?)
At this time I advise everyone to: invest on any airlines with routes to Cuba, rent a speedboat or a yacht, thrown on a Ricky Martin record, and dust off your Guayavera cause we's gonna kill us some cigar rollers. Yee ha!
FREDO: "How do you say Banana Dakiris in spanish?"
MICHAEL: "Banana Dakiris."
Brush up on your spanish like Michael Corleone and get your hookers lined up. We're getting the pearl of the caribbean back and turning into the whorehouse it once was. Sure Fidel is oppresive and counter progressive, but he never slept with a twelve year old virgin neither. Shit, life is cheap in that part of the world any way (BTW: if I hear one cocksucker use that word again to describe indigenous people I will personally perform an inverted trachotomy with my foot.)
You heard it here first folks. We're going to roll up on Cuba like a Cript on some unsuspecting Bloods busting out a 40. Someone teach the Buena Vista Social Club the "America the Beautiful" cause they betta play it duting the 7th inning stretch.
Posted at 1/13/2005 12:03:30 pm by GregorRoach
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Wednesday, January 12, 2005
Posted at 1/12/2005 11:19:42 pm by SpannerJaxs
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"This need to discredit all information, save for that generated by Republican sources is perhaps the most dangerous Republican agenda, which is intentionally and willfully propagated by Fox News. People living under democratic rule and principles, can make sound political decisions that are only as good as the information they are given. That Republicans and Fox News intentionally attack all information sources, except for those they want people to believe, immediately cripples the ability of citizens to make decisions based in fact, and not propaganda and misrepresentation.
As the above examples from one mornings broadcast highlight, Fox News and it's presentation of information is less about delivering news, and more about supporting a political agenda. Fox uses the term News, as camouflage for their real purpose, which is to distort, confuse and manipulate facts in such a manner that is most beneficial, for the Republican agenda. Fox News is indeed, nothing more than propaganda. A propaganda that is inherently dangerous to the long-term health and well-being of democratic processes in the United States."- The Liberal Daily Beacon
Posted at 1/12/2005 10:35:01 pm by SpannerJaxs
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Let the record show that the Bush Cult LIED to the American people when they said Saddam had WMD:
"Simply stated, there is no doubt that Saddam Hussein now has weapons of mass destruction. There is no doubt he is amassing them to use against our friends, against our allies, and against us." - Vice President Dick Cheney, Aug. 26, 2002.
"After 11 years during which we have tried containment, sanctions, inspections, even selected military action, the end result is that Saddam Hussein still has chemical and biological weapons and is increasing his capabilities to make more." - President Bush, Oct. 7, 2002.
They lied to you and you let them get away with it.
Here is a list which includes links to the actual quotes in its original context.
Bring it on.
Posted at 1/12/2005 10:26:45 pm by SpannerJaxs
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"BRING IT ON"? NEXT TIME JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP
When Bush said " bring it on" at the start of the war many of us were disgusted.
Why antagonize these people? What's the point? Just go in there do what ya gotta do and get out..BUT NOOOOOOO. Bush had to crack wise and pop off like some dumbass High School jock.
Well, the insurgents (aka THE IRAQI PEOPLE) sent Bush a reply:
Departing from fiery Islamic slogans, Iraqi guerrillas have launched a propaganda campaign with an English-language video urging U.S. troops to lay down their weapons and seek refuge in mosques and homes.
The video, narrated in fluent English by what sounded like an Iraqi educated in the United States or Britain, also mocked the U.S. president's challenge to rebels in the early days of the insurgency to 'bring it on'.
"George W. Bush; you have asked us to 'bring it on'. And so help me, (we will) like you never expected. Do you have another challenge?," asked the narrator before the video showed explosions around a U.S. military Humvee vehicle. Isn't that peachy?
The people we allegedly liberated are laughing at us now.
Bring it on.
Brilliant, gutless cowyboy, real brilliant.
Bring em on home..
Posted at 1/12/2005 10:12:36 pm by SpannerJaxs
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IT'S OFFICIAL: SEARCH FOR WMD IS OVER
Posted at 1/12/2005 9:51:36 pm by SpannerJaxs
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RED STATE CHICKEN HAWK COWARDS WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU????!!!
Another story on how PITIFUL our recruitment numbers are:
Because of other commitments overseas, in Europe and Eastern Asia, and because the Pentagon is trying to limit Iraq tours to a year, the Army increasingly has had to rely on the National Guard and Army Reserve to help fill the roster of 150,000 troops in Iraq. Those part-time forces represent 40% of the current U.S. troop strength in Iraq and will grow to 50% in coming months. There were about 160,000 National Guard and Army reservists on active duty last week, including 60,000 inside Iraq. In a Dec. 20 memo published in the Baltimore Sun last week, Lieut. General James Helmly, chief of the Army Reserve, warned that the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan have put in "grave danger" his force's ability to fulfill other Pentagon missions or help grapple with domestic emergencies. "I do not wish to sound alarmist," wrote Helmly, who won a Bronze Star for valor in Vietnam. "I do wish to send a clear, distinctive signal of deepening concern." Helmly's memo split the Pentagon into two camps--those who praised Helmly's candor and courage, and those who found the memo's tone, and its appearance in a newspaper, a little too self-promoting.
Over 60 Million Americans voted for the Bush cult AND HIS POLICY! Where are these gung ho red blooded Americans to fight wars they support?? HUH? Where are these goddamn cowards???
Got the taste of blood in your mouth but don't have the courage to fight for it? Fuck ALL Republicans who voted for Bush and wont serve our nation! Fuck all Democrats who voted for Bush and wont serve our nation. Fuck you ALL who voted for Bush and wont serve our nation.
You wanted this damn war? Then strap up mutha fucker! Show a set!
Cowards. That's what every single one of you who voted for Bush and are old enough to serve. That is exactly what you are goddamn cowards!
Fucking pussies
Posted at 1/12/2005 3:50:30 am by SpannerJaxs
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Tuesday, January 11, 2005
RIGHT WING MEDIA: THEY'LL SAY WHAT EVER YOU WANT AS LONG AS YOU PAY THEM
And then Williams violated a PR rule: he got off-point. "This happens all the time," he told me. "There are others." Really? I said. Other conservative commentators accept money from the Bush administration? I asked Williams for names. "I'm not going to defend myself that way," he said. The issue right now, he explained, was his own mistake. Well, I said, what if I call you up in a few weeks, after this blows over, and then ask you? No, he said.
Just as we always suspected Rat fans.
I mean it just didn't make sense. How is it that they support a war based on lies? They believe in magical assumptions about imaginary connection between Saddam and 9/11. They blame Clinton for everything. They think Bush walks on waters. Their hypocrisy knows no bounds.
If this was the real word and you worked with a guy who lived in a world were up was down , black was white. Did drugs but nark on you if he you were smokin a spliff. After punching him in the face you have his ass committed. But in Bush world, they are multmillionaire talk radio hosts and he pays them well.
There is no way so many seemingly intelligent people could write such inane matter and expound such backwards ass theories, like the Right does, unless they were finacially compensated.
Scum Hannity we understand. He's a college drop out former house painter. Originally was "Sean from Long Island" on the Rush Limbaugh show.
Have no life, call talk radio enough and someone will eventually give you a shot. Just ask Joe from Saddle River on WFAN.
Don't get us wrong, any clown can graduate from college, just take a look at Gregor and I. Our having sheepskins doesnt make us special, just as Hannity being the neighborhood asshole with an opinion doesn't give him any special insight on the goings of the nation and world. Nope, just a prick with an expensive suit is what he is.
Now we couldn't figure out Ann Coulter, make no mistake she's a skank but the dame did graduate with honors from Cornell University. We figured she was psychotic, stoned..or as Gregor like to say..Both. Now, if what Williams says is true it explains a lot. Only a paid whore can get away with the shit that chick says.
Might as well throw in the rest of the gutter slime on FOX. We know Murdoch is getting his palm greased who in turn greases the palm of Loofah Mitt. Loofah likes to boast he a working class kid even though he went to elitist Harvard, but this was after he made big bucks working on tabloid television. Lets put it this way gang, give me a dollar, a dream and i'll buy me a seat at Harvard.
By the way, Loofah Mitt got his undergrad at Marist University of the MAAC Conference, not exactly the IVY league. Like we said gang, any clown can graduate from college.
Its not coincidence that the Right Wing media is always on point with the same message. Lock step like little nazi clones parroting talking points propaganda. They work in concert gang. How is it that the majority of Bush voters think that Saddam was involved with 9/11? How is it that we went to war based on lies? Yet no one has paid a price for that blunder and no one on the RIght is demanding some one pay a price?? How is it that Dan Rather is crucified for memo-gate yet the Swit Boat liars are given a pass and Loofah Mitt is shilling to find one of them a job!
They, the Right wing media, are the ones who place the almighty dollar above the good of our nation. They demand that your sons, daughters, brothers and sister die in their war, as they stay at home sipping the spilt blood of the dead in their orgasmic frenzy for greed.
Love of nation means nothing to them. Think Scum Hannity nor Loofah Mitt would sacrafice their children to liberate Fallujah? Scum Hannity's kids are as likely to serve our nation in combat as the Bush twins.
They pimp for tax cuts and wars that benefit them not you. Them. Not us. THEM.
Our blood is what lines their pockets.
Posted at 1/11/2005 12:05:22 am by SpannerJaxs
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Sunday, January 09, 2005
"Paying reporters and columnist to flack for a centralized Government scheme seems to confirm the worst fears of Hyatt, Freedman and Reagan...Oh Yeah! Its also seems to confirm what Al Franken, Janeane Garofalo and David Brooks have been saying about the Right Wing media being extensions of the White House."
(on the White House using TAX PAYER MONEY to pay off conservative Columnist/Talk show host Armstrong Williams to promote No Child Left Behind in his columns and show.)
Posted at 1/9/2005 11:35:29 am by SpannerJaxs
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THEIR SILENCE IS DEAFENING
Right Wing hippocrites exposed again.
Last week US Today broke a story on how Right Wing Conservative House Negro Columnist/Talk show Host, Armstrong Williams, was paid almost a quater of a million dollars by the WHITE HOUSE to pimp president Bush's No Child Left Behind and to have then Secretary of Education Rod Paige on his radio show.
This violates God only knows how many journalistic ethics and possible criminal use of Tax payer money. Williams was fired by the Tribune company that syndicates his column.
Now, with the exception of Right Wing TV host Joe Scarborough, (who gave a brilliant commentary ripping Williams and the Right's hypocritical silence) no one on the Right; Not Pus Limbaugh, Scum Hannity nor Ann Coulter has said a word.
The Right Wing rag, NY Post told The Rat that, "We're a tad flu-bit here, and thus a little behind the curve" but that they plan on writing about Williams and the "morons" who paid him either Monday or Tuesday. We breathlessly await what they have to say and how they plan on blaming Clinton for this.
Gang could you imagine..imagine if the President involved in this was named "Clinton" and the reporter was named "Rather" what the Right Wing lie machine would be saying today?? Could you imagine!
Not only would they draw this our for weeks if not months BUT they would demand Congressional and Justice Dept. investigations!
If you are wondering why we are in a War based on lies. Why most often people who voted for Bush think that Saddam had something to do with 9/11? Then you just got your answer.
We at the Rat suspect this is just the tip of the iceberg.
Stay tuned
Posted at 1/9/2005 11:20:32 am by SpannerJaxs
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