EDITORIAL STAFF: Spanner Jaxs ~ Gregor D. Roach ~ Slick Meister General




Tuesday, January 11, 2005
RIGHT WING MEDIA: THEY'LL SAY WHAT EVER YOU WANT AS LONG AS YOU PAY THEM

We speculated about this yesterday and a quote from Armstrong Williams in David Corn's column today confirmed it: More Right wing pundits are on the Bush Cult's dole:
 

And then Williams violated a PR rule: he got off-point. "This happens all the time," he told me. "There are others." Really? I said. Other conservative commentators accept money from the Bush administration? I asked Williams for names. "I'm not going to defend myself that way," he said. The issue right now, he explained, was his own mistake. Well, I said, what if I call you up in a few weeks, after this blows over, and then ask you? No, he said.

Just as we always suspected Rat fans.

I mean it just didn't make sense. How is it that they support a war based on lies? They believe in magical assumptions about imaginary connection between Saddam and 9/11. They blame Clinton for everything. They think Bush walks on waters. Their hypocrisy knows no bounds.

If this was the real word and you worked with a guy who lived in a world were up was down , black was white.  Did drugs but nark on you if he you were smokin a spliff.  After punching him in the face you have his ass committed. But in Bush world, they are multmillionaire talk radio hosts and he pays them well.

There is no way so many seemingly intelligent people could write such inane matter and expound such backwards ass theories, like the Right does, unless they were finacially compensated.

Scum Hannity we understand. He's a college drop out former house painter.  Originally was "Sean from Long Island" on the Rush Limbaugh show.

Have no life, call talk radio enough and someone will eventually give you a shot. Just ask Joe from Saddle River on WFAN.

Don't get us wrong, any clown can graduate from college, just take a look at Gregor and I.  Our having sheepskins doesnt make us special, just as Hannity being the neighborhood asshole with an opinion doesn't give him any special insight on the goings of the nation and world. Nope, just a prick with an expensive suit is what he is. 

Now we couldn't figure out Ann Coulter, make no mistake she's a skank but the dame did graduate with honors from Cornell University. We figured she was psychotic, stoned..or as Gregor like to say..Both. Now, if what Williams says is true it explains a lot. Only a paid whore can get away with the shit that chick says.

Might as well throw in the rest of the gutter slime on FOX. We know Murdoch is getting his palm greased who in turn greases the palm of Loofah Mitt.  Loofah likes to boast he a working class kid even though he went to elitist Harvard, but this was after he made big bucks working on tabloid television. Lets put it this way gang, give me a dollar, a dream and i'll buy me a seat at Harvard. 

By the way, Loofah Mitt got his undergrad at Marist University of the MAAC Conference, not exactly the IVY league. Like we said gang, any clown can graduate from college. 

Its not coincidence that the Right Wing media is always on point with the same message. Lock step like little nazi clones parroting talking points propaganda.  They work in concert gang. How is it that the majority of Bush voters think that Saddam was involved with 9/11? How is it that we went to war based on lies? Yet no one has paid a price for that blunder and no one on the RIght is demanding some one pay a price?? How is it that Dan Rather is crucified for memo-gate yet the Swit Boat liars are given a pass and Loofah Mitt is shilling to find one of them a job!

They, the Right wing media, are the ones who place the almighty dollar above the good of our nation. They demand that your sons, daughters, brothers and sister die in their war, as they stay at home sipping the spilt blood of the dead in their orgasmic frenzy for greed.

Love of nation means nothing to them. Think Scum Hannity nor Loofah Mitt would sacrafice their children to liberate Fallujah? Scum Hannity's kids are as likely to serve our nation in combat as the Bush twins.

They pimp for tax cuts and wars that benefit them not you. Them. Not us. THEM.

Our blood is what lines their pockets.

Posted at 1/11/2005 12:05:22 am by SpannerJaxs
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Sunday, January 09, 2005
QUOTE OF THE DAY

"Paying reporters and columnist to flack for a centralized Government scheme seems to confirm the worst fears of Hyatt, Freedman and Reagan...Oh Yeah! Its also seems to confirm what Al Franken, Janeane Garofalo and David Brooks have been saying about the Right Wing media being extensions of the White House."
(on the White House using TAX PAYER MONEY to pay off conservative Columnist/Talk show host Armstrong Williams to promote No Child Left Behind in his columns and show.)

Posted at 1/9/2005 11:35:29 am by SpannerJaxs
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THEIR SILENCE IS DEAFENING

Right Wing hippocrites exposed again.

Last week US Today broke a story on how Right Wing Conservative House Negro Columnist/Talk show Host, Armstrong Williams, was paid almost a quater of a million dollars by the WHITE HOUSE to pimp president Bush's No Child Left Behind and to have then Secretary of Education Rod Paige on his radio show.

This violates God only knows how many journalistic ethics and possible criminal use of Tax payer money. Williams was fired by the Tribune company that syndicates his column.

Now, with the exception of Right Wing TV host Joe Scarborough, (who gave a brilliant commentary ripping Williams and the Right's hypocritical silence) no one on the Right; Not Pus Limbaugh, Scum Hannity nor Ann Coulter has said a word.

The Right Wing rag, NY Post told The Rat that, "We're a tad flu-bit here, and thus a little behind the curve" but that they plan on writing about Williams and the "morons" who paid him either Monday or Tuesday. We breathlessly await what they have to say and how they plan on blaming Clinton for this.

Gang could you imagine..imagine if the President involved in this was named "Clinton" and the reporter was named "Rather" what the Right Wing lie machine would be saying today?? Could you imagine!

Not only would they draw this our for weeks if not months BUT they would demand Congressional and Justice Dept. investigations!

If you are wondering why we are in a War based on lies. Why most often people who voted for Bush think that Saddam had something to do with 9/11? Then you just got your answer.

We at the Rat suspect this is just the tip of the iceberg.

Stay tuned

Posted at 1/9/2005 11:20:32 am by SpannerJaxs
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Saturday, January 08, 2005
CRISIS PICTURES

Pictures speak a thousand words.

And Fallujah in Picture spoke millions for our troops and the people of Iraq. It gave an honest view of what we refuse to see or are not allowed to see.

They now changed their named and philosophy. They will continue to show the true face of Iraq but they will also expose us to world the we don't see every day. The World the corporate media pimps thinks is not as important as Brad and Jennifer breaking up.


From Iraq to Canary Islands. There is misery in a world we share.


Please check out Crisis Pictures formally known as Fallujah in Pictures.

Posted at 1/8/2005 9:02:10 am by SpannerJaxs
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DIRT

This poem was emailed to me from one of my boys in Iraq, Heretic, from Fight To Survive Blog.

Its called DIRT



 

Dirt

Iraqi dirt is everywhere

in my boots and in my hair

the dark clay that soldiers keep

where they march and where they sleep

to prevent the ache in a mothers heart

white sand becomes penned pure art

we exaggerate and bring to light

when the gravel grains are colored bright

under wheels and under track

dirty bombs reality lacks

stuck to sweat under trigger finger nails

that itches and stings when a child wails

dirt so heavy that one can't hide

inside sand bags that divide the sides

turning to grime when it begins to rain

American pride turned to pain

Scandalous chit chat in day to day gossip

"those veterans are insane they really lost it"

closed minds, mass destruction of innocence

and truth gets a purple heart amidst all the ignorance

red white and blue covered in dust
the color of money, oil, and lust

soiled uniforms brown with taint

breathe uranium air contaminate

Jesus pimps our children like whores

like Uncle Sam's hate crimes that the family ignores

under patriot makeup is the garbage and filth

body bags filled with love, swept under the rug is guilt

scum put on sale, but they put us on trial

it's in our teeth when we bite and we smile

grease fed to the masses on the daily news

if the war never ends we'll never lose

we dig and dig, but they cover the hole

when we discover the truth we pay the toll

an unknown soldier in a shallow grave

burdened and battered and buried alive





heretic

Posted at 1/8/2005 8:53:15 am by SpannerJaxs
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Thursday, January 06, 2005
NADER IN 2008... BEE-ATCHHHHH!!!

Yesterday I received this letter from the John Kerry bunker where he's currently holed up with Eva and their dog Munchy. The lower case letters belong to the actual letter, and the real annoying UPPER CASE contain my comments and reflections on the Democratic Party's efforts to allow Georgey Porgey to continue his reign, excuse me, rain of terror.

Dear Gregor,

No American citizen should wake up the morning after the election and worry their vote wasn't counted. NO FUCKING SHIT SHERLOCK. No citizen should be denied at the polls if they are eligible to vote. UNLESS THEY IS NIGGERS. And, as the greatest, wealthiest nation on earth, EXCEPT THAT THE EURO IS STRONGER THAN THE DOLLAR - our citizens should never be forced to vote on old, unaccountable and non transparent voting machines from companies controlled by partisan activists - ALTHOUGH WE KNEW THAT BEFORE THE ELECTION AND DID JACK SQUAT SHIT 'BOUT IT.

Tomorrow, members of Congress will meet to certify the results of the 2004 presidential election OR AS KNOWN SINCE ROOSEVELT DIED AS THE PRESIDENTIAL COIN FLIP. I will not be taking part in a formal protest of the Ohio Electors CAUSE I'M A SPINELESS IVY LEAGUE ELITE ASS WIPE AND CAN'T BETRAY MY SKULL AND BONES SECRET HANDSHAKE.

Despite widespread reports of irregularities, questionable practices by some election officials and instances of lawful voters being denied the right to vote, our legal teams on the ground have found no evidence that would change the outcome of the election ???????????????????????????????.

[editors note] LET'S STUDY THIS FURTHER: irregularities + questionable practices + voters being denied the right to vote = legal teams found no evidence.
WELL, PASS THE KETCHUP BOTTLE AND CALL ME SAUSAGE 'CAUSE I CAN'T RELISH ON THIS!!!

But, that does not mean we should abandon our commitment to addressing those problems that happened in Ohio. We must act today to make sure they never happen again.
I HATE TO SIDE WITH THE NEO-CON SPIN FACTORY, BUT MONSEUIR KERRY HAS PROVEN WHAT A TOTAL FLIP FUCKING FLOPPER HE TRULY IS. HE EXPECTS US TO "act today" YET HE "will not be taking part in a formal protest."

HOW BAD DO YOU CONSIDER MY READING COMPREHENSION TO BE? I KNOW I GREW UP IN THE PISS POOR NEW YORK CITY PUBLIC SCHOOL EDUCATION SEWER BUT I IS EDUMACATED YOU FRANKENSTEIN LOOKING PEANUT HEADED MO' FO'. COMPREHEND THIS..
FUCK YOU AND TAKE ME OFF YOUR MAILING LIST YOU HUMP.

I just got one thing to add. NADER IN 2008... BEE-ATCHHHHH!!!

Posted at 1/6/2005 3:31:30 pm by GregorRoach
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Wednesday, January 05, 2005
QUOTE OF THE DAY

"Oh yeah, no doubt, here we're helping people, not destroying things. It's the greatest thing to see all the smiling faces when we're taking off,"- U.S. Navy helicopter pilot Rachel Brainard about why is more satisfactory to help the victims of the tsunami. 

Posted at 1/5/2005 12:08:35 am by SpannerJaxs
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Tuesday, January 04, 2005
COMPASSIONATE CONSERVATIVE BULLSHIT

The Bush Cult likes selling crap to America about spreading Democracy and Christian Values.

Claiming that the Rethuglican party is the Party of God. Total bullshit that only idiots and asshole will believe or most people from Red State who more times then not happen to be one in the same.

Yesterday we expose part of the Right wing red state hypocritical bullshit, with Fox pimping that horrid reality show last night, well today after America blog shamed Right wingers about how they lacked any links to aid the victims of the Tsunami they added a link to the GOP home page! The DNC, by the way had a huge relief appeal on their home page WAYYY before the Rethuglicans added their today.

Just more right wing hypocrisy that moderate fools actually believe.

I done know who I hate more, the Right Wing Rethuglicans who know they are evil or the moderate fools that actually think the GOP is about morality...Know what? Doesn't matter. Bottom-line they all are degenerates.

Is it harsh? Yes, I will admit that. But where is the compassion with the Tsunami victims? Where is the compassion when they equate war with Jesus? Where is the compassion when they place their party above the good of our nation? When they sanction voter fraud? What am I to say to that? What am I to say to people who vote against their own good cause they refused to hear logic when discussing the abysmal track record of the Bush cult. What am I to say? Should I call them misguided when they call me traitor? No. Fuck em. They are degenerates they take after their president and the scumbags at Fox and right wing hate radio.

Anyone who places party above nation is a degenerate lowlife. Anyone who allows pimps and thieves to use fear against them is a degenerate. When you should seek inspiration, you allowed fear and hate to dictate your life. You let others use you. Just like a whore but, you didn't get paid

Posted at 1/4/2005 10:57:05 pm by SpannerJaxs
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Monday, January 03, 2005
MORAL VALUES AND FOX

IF I hear Loofa Mitt O'Reilly and Scum Hannity BITCH about the decay of America and moral values I'm gonna scream!

Look I don't mind a REAL discussion about morality in America. In fact I think America does have moral issues. Not the phony morals that the Christian Right like to shove down our throats. I'm talking REAL morality like peace, love, and the general well being of our fellow man. Those REAL values. Those TRUE Christian values. Not this Faux Jesus loves War values that the false prophets of the Christian Right are selling us. That is jive Right wingers using Marx's opium to sell their phony pro-corporate agenda. "Yes were saving souls but in order for us to do that we need those capital gains tax cuts"

If you need any more proof of the hypocrisy and phoniness of the Right all you need do was follow this phony attack on traditional values that Loofah Mitt and his cronies were trying to pimp on America.

In the weeks leading up to Christmas last year Loofah mitt and the rest of the trash at Fox was trying to work America into rabid frenzy of hate over the alleged persecution of Christmas. Yeah that's right, to the boys at Fox, Christmas was under attack.  Memo to FOX when you bitch about "Christmas under attack" you should fix yer bloody Christmas card.

Well, it was just another FOX attempt to use the opium to solidify their base. Who knows if it works but while this Chicken little act was going on at FOX NEWS..FOX entertainment was preparing to roll out one of the sleaziest and scummiest Reality TV Shows in recent memory. Which is saying a lot about the network that gave us such family programming as "TEMPTATION ISLAND and WHO WANTS TO MARRY A MILLIONAIRE.

At what point do the Red State clods understand while they love FOX News this is the same network that IS contributing to the moral decay of America.

Or maybe they don't care Maybe they're are what they are hypocrites. Which is what we at The Rat have always suspected. This JIVE about morality is just that Jive. They could give a Rat's ass about the true teachings of Christ.  Red State Values is phony.

We had one of the worst natural disasters in history and if you go to the websites of the Christian Right you will not see links to contribute to the victims of the tsunami. THAT IS WHAT THE CHRISTIAN RIGHT AND RED STATES ARE ALL ABOUT.

Fuck them. Fuck FOX.

What would Jesus do? Trash their temple and piss in their wine.

Posted at 1/3/2005 9:01:37 pm by SpannerJaxs
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Sunday, January 02, 2005
THE SLOW ROAD TO FASCISM

I was enjoying my morning coffee. Watching my new cat scratch the hell out of my couch, when I logged on Yahoo news and read this horrific story:

The Bush administration is preparing plans for possible lifetime detention of suspected terrorists, including hundreds whom the government does not have enough evidence to charge in courts, The Washington Post reported Sunday.

When did this stop being America? When did we repealed the 5th Amendment? Is this what you traded your soul for America? Is this the security you want? We are now at the place were a person can be held in prison for LIFE even if we can't find a reason to detain him.

You may feel that it could just apply to foreign terrorist. Not true since we have an American citizen named Jose Padilla in jail today who has not been charged with a crime and has no access to a lawyer.

Is he a terrorist? Don't know and if he was I want him to receive the harshest penalty we can hand down but I do want him to get his day in court! What we have now is the Bush cult stating that we can incarcerate an American without Due process.

It means in Bush World ANYONE can be called a terror suspect and be held in prison for who ever long they want as long as they THINK you MIGHT be connected in some way with a possible terror group or plot.  That's the criteria to haul your ass in jail for ever and without a trial.

Karl Marx once said that "Religion is the opium for the masses", in this day and age that true, but I will add FEAR is another drug they use to seduce and control us.

America, is a sheep. It will be lead anywhere by leaders who rule by fear and lies instead of inspiration and courage.

The Bush cult uses fear to erode our civil liberties. They claim that the so called war on terror will NEVER END.  As if terrorism started on 9/11. Terrorism has been around since the dawn of civilization.  Our country was started by terrorist. What do you think the Boston Tea party was? It was a terrorist act against the King of England. Now before any of you right wing asshole start claiming I am comparing the Boston Tea Party with 9/11 I have this to say to you: Stop being a stupid asshole.

Boston Tea party while being a terrorist act to the King of England it was an act in the cause of freedom. 9/11 was about a bunch of butchers killing innocents cause their twisted leader OSAMA BIN LADEN hates our fucking guts. SO save your FOX NEWS spin on my words. (I really hate people who do that shit)
Back to my original point. Terrorism has always been with us and it will always be with us. 9/11 the terrorist got lucky shot in. Lucky in that probably any other president would have ratcheted up our security after reading the August 6, 2001 Presidential Daily Briefing, they just happened to pick the time when we have the only president who didn't.

Just because Osama nailed us on 9/11 doesn't mean we should become a fascist state in the name of security. We can be smart and safe but we mustn't sacrifice our freedom. That's not what America is about.

We are better then this.

Posted at 1/2/2005 11:03:44 am by SpannerJaxs
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