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Thursday, January 06, 2005
NADER IN 2008... BEE-ATCHHHHH!!!
Yesterday I received this letter from the John Kerry bunker where he's currently holed up with Eva and their dog Munchy. The lower case letters belong to the actual letter, and the real annoying UPPER CASE contain my comments and reflections on the Democratic Party's efforts to allow Georgey Porgey to continue his reign, excuse me, rain of terror.
Dear Gregor,
No American citizen should wake up the morning after the election and worry their vote wasn't counted. NO FUCKING SHIT SHERLOCK. No citizen should be denied at the polls if they are eligible to vote. UNLESS THEY IS NIGGERS. And, as the greatest, wealthiest nation on earth, EXCEPT THAT THE EURO IS STRONGER THAN THE DOLLAR - our citizens should never be forced to vote on old, unaccountable and non transparent voting machines from companies controlled by partisan activists - ALTHOUGH WE KNEW THAT BEFORE THE ELECTION AND DID JACK SQUAT SHIT 'BOUT IT.
Tomorrow, members of Congress will meet to certify the results of the 2004
presidential election OR AS KNOWN SINCE ROOSEVELT DIED AS THE PRESIDENTIAL COIN FLIP. I will not be taking part in a formal protest of the Ohio
Electors CAUSE I'M A SPINELESS IVY LEAGUE ELITE ASS WIPE AND CAN'T BETRAY MY SKULL AND BONES SECRET HANDSHAKE.
Despite widespread reports of irregularities, questionable practices by some election officials and instances of lawful voters being denied the right to vote, our legal teams on the ground have found no evidence that would change the outcome of the election ???????????????????????????????.
[editors note] LET'S STUDY THIS FURTHER: irregularities + questionable practices + voters being denied the right to vote = legal teams found no evidence.
WELL, PASS THE KETCHUP BOTTLE AND CALL ME SAUSAGE 'CAUSE I CAN'T RELISH ON THIS!!!
But, that does not mean we should abandon our commitment to addressing those problems that happened in Ohio. We must act today to make sure they never happen again.
I HATE TO SIDE WITH THE NEO-CON SPIN FACTORY, BUT MONSEUIR KERRY HAS PROVEN WHAT A TOTAL FLIP FUCKING FLOPPER HE TRULY IS. HE EXPECTS US TO "act today" YET HE "will not be taking part in a formal protest."
HOW BAD DO YOU CONSIDER MY READING COMPREHENSION TO BE? I KNOW I GREW UP IN THE PISS POOR NEW YORK CITY PUBLIC SCHOOL EDUCATION SEWER BUT I IS EDUMACATED YOU FRANKENSTEIN LOOKING PEANUT HEADED MO' FO'. COMPREHEND THIS..
FUCK YOU AND TAKE ME OFF YOUR MAILING LIST YOU HUMP.
I just got one thing to add. NADER IN 2008... BEE-ATCHHHHH!!!
Posted at 1/6/2005 3:31:30 pm by GregorRoach
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Wednesday, January 05, 2005
"Oh yeah, no doubt, here we're helping people, not destroying things. It's the greatest thing to see all the smiling faces when we're taking off,"- U.S. Navy helicopter pilot Rachel Brainard about why is more satisfactory to help the victims of the tsunami.
Posted at 1/5/2005 12:08:35 am by SpannerJaxs
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Tuesday, January 04, 2005
COMPASSIONATE CONSERVATIVE BULLSHIT
The Bush Cult likes selling crap to America about spreading Democracy and Christian Values.
Claiming that the Rethuglican party is the Party of God. Total bullshit that only idiots and asshole will believe or most people from Red State who more times then not happen to be one in the same.
Yesterday we expose part of the Right wing red state hypocritical bullshit, with Fox pimping that horrid reality show last night, well today after America blog shamed Right wingers about how they lacked any links to aid the victims of the Tsunami they added a link to the GOP home page! The DNC, by the way had a huge relief appeal on their home page WAYYY before the Rethuglicans added their today.
Just more right wing hypocrisy that moderate fools actually believe.
I done know who I hate more, the Right Wing Rethuglicans who know they are evil or the moderate fools that actually think the GOP is about morality...Know what? Doesn't matter. Bottom-line they all are degenerates.
Is it harsh? Yes, I will admit that. But where is the compassion with the Tsunami victims? Where is the compassion when they equate war with Jesus? Where is the compassion when they place their party above the good of our nation? When they sanction voter fraud? What am I to say to that? What am I to say to people who vote against their own good cause they refused to hear logic when discussing the abysmal track record of the Bush cult. What am I to say? Should I call them misguided when they call me traitor? No. Fuck em. They are degenerates they take after their president and the scumbags at Fox and right wing hate radio.
Anyone who places party above nation is a degenerate lowlife. Anyone who allows pimps and thieves to use fear against them is a degenerate. When you should seek inspiration, you allowed fear and hate to dictate your life. You let others use you. Just like a whore but, you didn't get paid
Posted at 1/4/2005 10:57:05 pm by SpannerJaxs
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Monday, January 03, 2005
IF I hear Loofa Mitt O'Reilly and Scum Hannity BITCH about the decay of America and moral values I'm gonna scream!
Look I don't mind a REAL discussion about morality in America. In fact I think America does have moral issues. Not the phony morals that the Christian Right like to shove down our throats. I'm talking REAL morality like peace, love, and the general well being of our fellow man. Those REAL values. Those TRUE Christian values. Not this Faux Jesus loves War values that the false prophets of the Christian Right are selling us. That is jive Right wingers using Marx's opium to sell their phony pro-corporate agenda. "Yes were saving souls but in order for us to do that we need those capital gains tax cuts"
If you need any more proof of the hypocrisy and phoniness of the Right all you need do was follow this phony attack on traditional values that Loofah Mitt and his cronies were trying to pimp on America.
In the weeks leading up to Christmas last year Loofah mitt and the rest of the trash at Fox was trying to work America into rabid frenzy of hate over the alleged persecution of Christmas. Yeah that's right, to the boys at Fox, Christmas was under attack. Memo to FOX when you bitch about "Christmas under attack" you should fix yer bloody Christmas card.
Well, it was just another FOX attempt to use the opium to solidify their base. Who knows if it works but while this Chicken little act was going on at FOX NEWS.. FOX entertainment was preparing to roll out one of the sleaziest and scummiest Reality TV Shows in recent memory. Which is saying a lot about the network that gave us such family programming as "TEMPTATION ISLAND and WHO WANTS TO MARRY A MILLIONAIRE.
At what point do the Red State clods understand while they love FOX News this is the same network that IS contributing to the moral decay of America.
Or maybe they don't care Maybe they're are what they are hypocrites. Which is what we at The Rat have always suspected. This JIVE about morality is just that Jive. They could give a Rat's ass about the true teachings of Christ. Red State Values is phony.
Posted at 1/3/2005 9:01:37 pm by SpannerJaxs
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Sunday, January 02, 2005
I was enjoying my morning coffee. Watching my new cat scratch the hell out of my couch, when I logged on Yahoo news and read this horrific story:
The Bush administration is preparing plans for possible lifetime detention of suspected terrorists, including hundreds whom the government does not have enough evidence to charge in courts, The Washington Post reported Sunday.
When did this stop being America? When did we repealed the 5th Amendment? Is this what you traded your soul for America? Is this the security you want? We are now at the place were a person can be held in prison for LIFE even if we can't find a reason to detain him.
You may feel that it could just apply to foreign terrorist. Not true since we have an American citizen named Jose Padilla in jail today who has not been charged with a crime and has no access to a lawyer.
Is he a terrorist? Don't know and if he was I want him to receive the harshest penalty we can hand down but I do want him to get his day in court! What we have now is the Bush cult stating that we can incarcerate an American without Due process.
It means in Bush World ANYONE can be called a terror suspect and be held in prison for who ever long they want as long as they THINK you MIGHT be connected in some way with a possible terror group or plot. That's the criteria to haul your ass in jail for ever and without a trial.
Karl Marx once said that "Religion is the opium for the masses", in this day and age that true, but I will add FEAR is another drug they use to seduce and control us.
America, is a sheep. It will be lead anywhere by leaders who rule by fear and lies instead of inspiration and courage.
The Bush cult uses fear to erode our civil liberties. They claim that the so called war on terror will NEVER END. As if terrorism started on 9/11. Terrorism has been around since the dawn of civilization. Our country was started by terrorist. What do you think the Boston Tea party was? It was a terrorist act against the King of England. Now before any of you right wing asshole start claiming I am comparing the Boston Tea Party with 9/11 I have this to say to you: Stop being a stupid asshole.
Boston Tea party while being a terrorist act to the King of England it was an act in the cause of freedom. 9/11 was about a bunch of butchers killing innocents cause their twisted leader OSAMA BIN LADEN hates our fucking guts. SO save your FOX NEWS spin on my words. (I really hate people who do that shit)
Back to my original point. Terrorism has always been with us and it will always be with us. 9/11 the terrorist got lucky shot in. Lucky in that probably any other president would have ratcheted up our security after reading the August 6, 2001 Presidential Daily Briefing, they just happened to pick the time when we have the only president who didn't.
Just because Osama nailed us on 9/11 doesn't mean we should become a fascist state in the name of security. We can be smart and safe but we mustn't sacrifice our freedom. That's not what America is about.
We are better then this.
Posted at 1/2/2005 11:03:44 am by SpannerJaxs
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Saturday, January 01, 2005
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A Happy New Year to all our Rat fans!
The Rat's New Year resolution is for us to continue to expose and educate all; on the pimps, hustlers and thieves that ruin our nation.
To draw out and challenge the weak willed wussie that claim to defend the least of us.
Be they Democrats or Rethuglican matters not to The Rat. What matters to The Rat is the good of our nation and the benefit of all mankind.
We all gotta live on this planet so we should try to get a long.
Hope you all have a safe and Happy New Year. God willing, may it be better then the horrible and tragic last year.
Posted at 1/1/2005 10:19:58 am by SpannerJaxs
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Thursday, December 30, 2004
Its chilling cause it's coming from a Christian CONSERVATIVE:
..The Religious Right appears to believe that G.W. Bush is the anointed vicar of Christ. But instead of wearing the garb of a religious leader, he wears the shroud of a politico and a military commander-in-chief.
As such, in the minds of the Religious Right, Bush's war in Iraq is a holy crusade. America is fast taking on the shape of the old Holy Roman Empire and President Bush is quickly morphing into a modern day Caesar.
Posted at 12/30/2004 9:39:44 pm by SpannerJaxs
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Bush was whining like a little bitch that America kicks out when the world is in need:
Speaking to reporters at his Crawford ranch, Mr. Bush said the widespread destruction and 76,000 confirmed deaths resulting from the Indian Ocean tragedy were ``beyond our comprehension.''
The U.S. has contributed $35 million in immediate cash relief and joined a coalition with India, Japan and Australia to coordinate international relief efforts, he said.
He criticised a suggestion made by a U.N. official that the world's richest nations had been ``stingy'' in their relief support. ``I felt like the person who made that statement was very misguided and ill-informed,'' he said. ``We're a very generous, kindhearted nation, and what you're beginning to see is a typical response from America.'' The U.S. contributed $2.4 billion to disaster relief efforts around the world in 2004, he said.
The 15 Million the Bush cult originally wanted to send and the additional 20 million that we we're shamed into STILL makes us cheap bastards. WE ARE THE RICHEST COUNTRY ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH and all we can send is the equivalent of the left side of the Yankees infield for one year is disgraceful!!!
Bush can bullshit his way around it but 35 million is chump change. Not to mention Bush was asleep at the wheel AGAIN (His first time was when he struggled to read "My Pet Goat" on 9/11)
Over 100,000 humans are dead! Countless others are in danger. Yet this fucking alleged Christian President does JACK SHIT. Don't fucking tell me that this is a Christian country when this country is giving pennies to those who are suffering. Bush is a fucking false prophet. The kind Jesus warned us about.
What a fucking joke.
Posted at 12/30/2004 9:37:44 pm by SpannerJaxs
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Tuesday, December 28, 2004
We're keepin it pretty lite for the next few days. New Year's coming up. Fer a couple reasons:
A) I got a cat and
B) I think Gregor said it best:
"The Bush cult isn't worth the sweat off the diseased riddle subway rat's balls that rummages through the used sanitary napkins from the female homeless shelter down the block from my apt."
We could agree more with my brotha from another mutha, Just as we couldn't agree more with the boys at Buzzflash who today picked George Bush as:
FAILURE OF THE YEAR.
We at the Rat echo that assessment and further we also proudly dishonor the President with the Low Rent Rat's First ever ASSHOLE OF THE YEAR award!!
For reasons to numerous and frankly too obvious to list.
So congratulation to the President the first ever CO-winner of the Buzzflash "Failure of the Year" and the Rat's "Asshole of the Year"!
ASSHOLE OF THE YEAR
Runners up for Asshole of The Year:
5) (Tied) Rudy Guliani and Bernard Kerik- Yeah right those crooks "Thanked God" that Bush was President on 9/11. Thank God we found out how corrupt you are and Thank God Bernie, that you're FURTHER evidence of Bush's incompetence when dealing with Homeland "Security"
4) The Cheney Family-Lynn for writing porn and then criticizing others who do.
Mary-For letting her dad score political points and <GASP> sympathy for her sexuality. Any Lesbian that has sex with her has major issues.
Dick-Well for being a Dick. Plus he's STILL getting paid by Haliburton who are reaping profits off our dead and wounded in Iraq.
3) Colin and Michael Powell-Colin knew the war was wrong yet did nothing to stop it. Mike is more worried about Janet Jackson tits then he is about right wing corporate America hijacking our airwaves and failing to provide the American people with substantive information to make informed choices.
2) Donald Rumsfeld-Worst Defense Secretary ever. Instead of having lunch with our troops and posing for pictures why don't you ride around with them on patrol in an un-armored Humvee. Maybe you'll finally get it.
Number one runner up for asshole of the year is...
1) EVERY SINGLE MUTHA FUCKA THAT WORKS AT FOX NEWS!!! From Bill " Loofa Mitt" O'Lielly to Scum Hannity. Those asshole are damaging America with their propaganda. "We report, you decided" Hah! More like "We distort, you comply." Joseph Goebbels would be proud.
Dishonorable Mention-The American journalist: Shame...Shame on the whole lot of you. FOX NEWS we know is propaganda. The rest of you slapnuts are incompetent fucks. Shame.
Posted at 12/28/2004 6:19:49 pm by SpannerJaxs
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Sunday, December 26, 2004
"This time of the year we celebrate 'peace on Earth to men of good will.' Americans must face the fact that they can no longer claim to be men and women of good will, not as long as they support an unnecessary, foolish, ill-conceived, badly executed and, finally, unwinnable war. If most people in other countries blame the war on Americans, we earned that blame in the November election.."- Father Andrew Greeley
Posted at 12/26/2004 9:32:22 am by SpannerJaxs
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