EDITORIAL STAFF: Spanner Jaxs ~ Gregor D. Roach ~ Slick Meister General




Saturday, January 01, 2005
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A Happy New Year to all our Rat fans!

The Rat's New Year resolution is for us to continue to expose and educate all; on the pimps, hustlers and thieves that ruin our nation.

To draw out and challenge the weak willed wussie that claim to defend the least of us.

Be they Democrats or Rethuglican matters not to The Rat. What matters to The Rat is the good of our nation and the benefit of all mankind.

We all gotta live on this planet so we should try to get a long.

Hope you all have a safe and Happy New Year. God willing, may it be better then the horrible and tragic last year.


Posted at 1/1/2005 10:19:58 am by SpannerJaxs
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Thursday, December 30, 2004
QUOTE OF THE DAY

Its chilling cause it's coming from a Christian CONSERVATIVE:

..The Religious Right appears to believe that G.W. Bush is the anointed vicar of Christ. But instead of wearing the garb of a religious leader, he wears the shroud of a politico and a military commander-in-chief.

As such, in the minds of the Religious Right, Bush's war in Iraq is a holy crusade. America is fast taking on the shape of the old Holy Roman Empire and President Bush is quickly morphing into a modern day Caesar.

Posted at 12/30/2004 9:39:44 pm by SpannerJaxs
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WE ARE CHEAP BASTARDS

Bush was whining like a little bitch that America kicks out when the world is in need:


Speaking to reporters at his Crawford ranch, Mr. Bush said the widespread destruction and 76,000 confirmed deaths resulting from the Indian Ocean tragedy were ``beyond our comprehension.''

The U.S. has contributed $35 million in immediate cash relief and joined a coalition with India, Japan and Australia to coordinate international relief efforts, he said.

He criticised a suggestion made by a U.N. official that the world's richest nations had been ``stingy'' in their relief support. ``I felt like the person who made that statement was very misguided and ill-informed,'' he said. ``We're a very generous, kindhearted nation, and what you're beginning to see is a typical response from America.'' The U.S. contributed $2.4 billion to disaster relief efforts around the world in 2004, he said.



The 15 Million the Bush cult originally wanted to send and the additional 20 million that we we're shamed into STILL makes us cheap bastards. WE ARE THE RICHEST COUNTRY ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH and all we can send is the equivalent of the left side of the Yankees infield for one year is disgraceful!!!

Bush can bullshit his way around it but 35 million is chump change. Not to mention Bush was asleep at the wheel AGAIN (His first time was when he struggled to read "My Pet Goat" on 9/11)

Over 100,000 humans are dead! Countless others are in danger. Yet this fucking alleged Christian President does JACK SHIT. Don't fucking tell me that this is a Christian country when this country is giving pennies to those who are suffering. Bush is a fucking false prophet. The kind Jesus warned us about.

What a fucking joke.

Posted at 12/30/2004 9:37:44 pm by SpannerJaxs
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Tuesday, December 28, 2004
ASSHOLE OF THE YEAR

We're keepin it pretty lite for the next few days. New Year's coming up. Fer a couple reasons:

A) I got a cat and

B) I think Gregor said it best:

"The Bush cult isn't worth the sweat off the diseased riddle subway rat's balls that rummages through the used sanitary napkins from the female homeless shelter down the block from my apt."

We could agree more with my brotha from another mutha, Just as we couldn't agree more with the boys at Buzzflash who today picked George Bush as:

FAILURE OF THE YEAR.

We at the Rat echo that assessment and further we also proudly dishonor the President with the Low Rent Rat's First ever ASSHOLE OF THE YEAR award!!

For reasons to numerous and frankly too obvious to list.

So congratulation to the President the first ever CO-winner of the Buzzflash "Failure of the Year" and the Rat's "Asshole of the Year"!


ASSHOLE OF THE YEAR




Runners up for Asshole of The Year:

5) (Tied) Rudy Guliani and Bernard Kerik- Yeah right those crooks "Thanked God" that Bush was President on 9/11. Thank God we found out how corrupt you are and Thank God Bernie, that you're FURTHER evidence of Bush's incompetence when dealing with Homeland "Security"

4) The Cheney Family-Lynn for writing porn and then criticizing others who do.
Mary-For letting her dad score political points and <GASP> sympathy for her sexuality. Any Lesbian that has sex with her has major issues.
Dick-Well for being a Dick. Plus he's STILL getting paid by Haliburton who are reaping profits off our dead and wounded in Iraq.

3) Colin and Michael Powell-Colin knew the war was wrong yet did nothing to stop it. Mike is more worried about Janet Jackson tits then he is about right wing corporate America hijacking our airwaves and failing to provide the American people with substantive information to make informed choices.

2) Donald Rumsfeld-Worst Defense Secretary ever. Instead of having lunch with our troops and posing for pictures why don't you ride around with them on patrol in an un-armored Humvee. Maybe you'll finally get it.

Number one runner up for asshole of the year is...

1) EVERY SINGLE MUTHA FUCKA THAT WORKS AT FOX NEWS!!! From Bill "Loofa Mitt" O'Lielly to Scum Hannity. Those asshole are damaging America with their propaganda. "We report, you decided" Hah! More like "We distort, you comply." Joseph Goebbels would be proud.

Dishonorable Mention-The American journalist: Shame...Shame on the whole lot of you. FOX NEWS we know is propaganda. The rest of you slapnuts are incompetent fucks. Shame.


Posted at 12/28/2004 6:19:49 pm by SpannerJaxs
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Sunday, December 26, 2004
QUOTE OF THE DAY

"This time of the year we celebrate 'peace on Earth to men of good will.' Americans must face the fact that they can no longer claim to be men and women of good will, not as long as they support an unnecessary, foolish, ill-conceived, badly executed and, finally, unwinnable war. If most people in other countries blame the war on Americans, we earned that blame in the November election.."-Father Andrew Greeley

Posted at 12/26/2004 9:32:22 am by SpannerJaxs
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Saturday, December 25, 2004
MERRY CHRISTMAS

Merry Xmas (WAR IS OVER)
By John Lennon

So this is Christmas
And what have you done
Another year over
And a new one just begun
And so this is Christmas
I hope you have fun
The near and the dear one
The old and the young

A very Merry Christmas
And a happy New Year
Let's hope it's a good one
Without any fear

And so this is Christmas
For weak and for strong
For rich and the poor ones
The world is so wrong
And so happy Christmas
For black and for white
For yellow and red ones
Let's stop all the fight

A very Merry Christmas
And a happy New Year
Let's hope it's a good one
Without any fear

And so this is Christmas
And what have we done
Another year over
A new one just begun
And so happy Christmas
We hope you have fun
The near and the dear one
The old and the young

A very Merry Christmas
And a happy New Year
Let's hope it's a good one
Without any fear
War is over, if you want it
War is over now

Happy Christmas

 


Posted at 12/25/2004 4:19:28 am by SpannerJaxs
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Friday, December 24, 2004
CHRISTMAS EVE. HELP THE TROOPS AND THEIR FAMILIES

Not going to attack the cult today. Its Christmas Eve and they aren't worth it. Lets pray that the learn the truth teachings of Christ:

Peace and love.

Anyway enough about those rat bastards. I'd like you guys to help our troops in Iraq and Afghanistan.

Move On gave me the heads up on couple drives that are dedicated to helping the troops, their families and the Iraqi people.

The first is the USO's Operation Phone Home. Send some loot so the guys can call their folks (I know I know. The fact they have to pay to call home makes us want to vomit. But..no..I wont go there)

The second is the Red Cross' Red Crescent Societies. This fund was set up specifically to help the people of Iraq.

This final one I learned from my buddies at Operation Truth:


Unsung Heroes is an organization that supports the families of troops. There are over 900 American children who are orphans because their parent sacrificed for us. Lets make their holidays as bright as possible.



No matter what you feel about this God forsaken war, our troops are not responsible for the acts that are committed in our name. Some have paid a price for our actions:

(Photos courtesy of The Memory Hole)



A price few of us have the courage to pay. They willingly sacrifice their lives and their bodies in the name of the American people.


Their bravery is their gift to us. When they joined the military they swore to protect and defend America. They gave for us so we don't have to.



Thank you all who have died and sacrificed for America. Its a gift we can never repay....

Posted at 12/24/2004 8:17:24 am by SpannerJaxs
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Thursday, December 23, 2004
A Poem

Our girl from Liberal Leftist Xtreme (aka A Cactus Flower) penned this:

 

untitled

 

today…

children cry

spouses wait

the hungry starve

the infirm waste away

educators underpaid

minimum-wage earners overworked

while corporations prosper

war continues

injured moan

troops die

and the widowed wail.

but the nightly news

talk of "victory"

while a generation perishes

whose victory

and whose war

and in whom do we trust?

certainly not the president.

or the congress.

surely not the " liberal" media

with all the nonsensical talking heads.

when will it end?

Posted at 12/23/2004 2:23:01 am by SpannerJaxs
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WHEN YOU FUCKED UP, PULL OUT THE 9/11 CARD

One of the architects of the quagmire known as the Iraqi OCCUPATION, Gen. Richard Myers, offered thislame ass excuse on why we got nailed in Mosul:

This attack, of course, is the responsibility of insurgents, the same insurgents who attacked on 9/11, the same type of insurgents who attacked in Beirut, the same insurgents who -- type of insurgents who attacked the Cole, Khobar Towers, and the list goes on.

This is straight oout of the Bush cult's playbook.  Every time you look like and incompetent fuck, just pull out the 9/11 card.

Lousy economy? Blame 9/11

Reason for invading Iraq? Blame 9/11

Trailing in polls? Blame 9/11 on Kerry and the Democrats.

Piss poor security for our troops in Iraq? Blame 9/11 terrorist

Latest rumor is Big Unit to Yankees trade went in the shitter cause the 9/11 terrorist refused to exercised their no bombing clause.

This is just Myers, Rumsfeld and the rest of the Bush cult trying to misdirect Americans away from asking:

1) How did an Iraqi slip past base security and exploded a bomb?

2) Why after numerous warnings that our guys were still eating in a TENT?

3) Why were there so many delays in Halliburton's construction of the new CONCRETE mess hall? It was supposed to be completed by Christmas, (so it wouldn't have mattered anyway) BUT by all accounts its NO WHERE NEAR COMPLETION!!!

4) How can Iraq hold elections next January when we cant defend our own bases?

5) Why is Rumsfeld still in charge?

6) WHY ARE WE IN IRAQ???

These are the questions that must be answered.

But they won't.

They know the answers will reveal the extent of the massive incompetence on the civilian leadership of the military (i.e. Bush and Rumsfeld). So they blame it on the two things they have that Americans will suck up like flies to shit: Anything 9/11 related and fear.


 

Posted at 12/23/2004 2:01:01 am by SpannerJaxs
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Wednesday, December 22, 2004
THEY DON'T WANT US THERE, LET'S GO HOME

Here is a quote from one of the Iraqi people we liberated, about yesterday's attack in Mosul:

"I wish that 2,000 U.S. soldiers were killed," declared Jamal Mahmoud, a trade union official.

Call me crazy but aren't these the same people who are supposed to be showering us with flowers???

Time to pack up and go home. They don't want us there. These aren't insurgents, THEY ARE THE IRAQI PEOPLE!

Posted at 12/22/2004 11:28:43 pm by SpannerJaxs
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