EDITORIAL STAFF: Spanner Jaxs ~ Gregor D. Roach ~ Slick Meister General




Sunday, September 27, 2009
FOXIONARY

In Twitterland there is a trend called #foxionary, where they have compiled a handy dandy list of words to describe FOX NEWS and the morons who are their viewers. Enjoy!

EXFOXIATE (v) To scrape away dead brain cells after any exposure to a Fox News broadcast.

FOXHOLE (n) A person who retweets or otherwise echos Fox News misinformation

FOXATION (n) : Fact-free claim or assertion , packaged for populist consumption, and obsessively repeated on Fox News

FOX FACT (n) A passing resemblance to truth, which on further inspection proves to be indescribably stupid bullshit.

FOXHUNT (n) A search for female Fox News Channel anchors with good nails, hair, and a GED in journalism

FOX TART (n) Journalism school graduate, hired by Fox News to wear tight sweaters and read lies from a teleprompter.

FOXATAWNY PHIL A gopher who emerges each winter to predict whether @GlennBeck knows his ass from a hole in the ground.

ASFOXIATION (n) Oxygen deprivation related brain disorder linked to mouth breathing in fox news viewers.

FOXISM (n) Religion requiring believers to surrender critical thinking so they may be more easily lied to by Fox News

If you cats come up with any more send them to The Rat or post on #Foxionary we'll keep on adding to the list and of course link it back to you for credit!

Shout out to Shoq Value who came up (or found) with most of these. He's a MUST FOLLOW on Twitter!

Posted at 9/27/2009 10:28:04 am by SpannerJaxs

 

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